Diabetes

Diabetes is an illness that limits or entirely stops the production of insulin in your pancreas. There are two types of diabetes ; these are type one and type two. Type one diabetes is mainly genetic and halts insulin production. Type two diabetes is seen mainly due to being overweight. Diabetes is not a joke and should be taken very seriously. Insulin is a natural chemical produced by the body that regulates blood sugar levels.

Doctor: Im sorry but you have type one diabetes
Me: Now I know what that means due to this urban dictionary page!

Guy 1: Youre diabetic? doesnt that mean that you cant eat sugar?
Me: Actually we can eat sugar its just that we have to carb ourselves for it

Guy 2: YOU HAVE DIABETES? GET AWAY FROM ME I DONT WANNA CATCH THAT!
Me: Diabetes isn't contagious but Im still gonna stay away from YOU.

by DanJonJr September 22, 2021

Type 1 Diabetes

When your immune system chooses to be a bitch and murders your insulin cells causing this fuckass thing.

"Why do you have that thing on your arm?"
"I got Type 1 Diabetes."

by toastERER February 2, 2025

Diabetes Burrito

Something on the original taco bell 5$ menu that makes you shit bricks.

"I had to be on the toliet for two hours after eating that diabetes burrito"

by SwampyAsser July 21, 2018

Diabetes Sausage

When you deep throat someone's dick and you think it tastes sweet

I deep throated my bf's dick and it tasted sweet, I think he has a Diabetes Sausage

by ThisIsSatan December 25, 2024

Diabetes

Commonly found in brown Bears, but in recent years the discovery was made that Diabetes lives in humans commonly named Isaiah. Without treatment, you could become a raging alcoholic.

“Diabetes? Oh, Isaiah’s disease”

by Purdyballz December 2, 2022

Social-diabetes

It's a disease with People who are excessively addicted to Social Networking Service (SNS) or who get sick without SNS.

I was diagnosed with Social-diabetes, after telling my doctor that I'm on SNS for 24/7.

by anonymous February 10, 2021

Transfer Diabetes

This is a VERY DEADLY AND CONTAGIOUS disease and is transferred by having too much contact or kissing OBESE people
A friend of mine has it and he only has 3 days left to live sad but I warned him...A.N

Transfer Diabetes the transactions of the diabetic disease and is very deadly

by 420Ben Dover69 October 29, 2019