One of the chillest, most relaxed guys you will ever meet. Isn't super smooth, but ladies think he's cute. Make this guy your friend and he would go to Hell and back for you.
"Hey, isn't that Derek Miller?"
"Yea man, he's my good friend."
"Wow you are lucky!"
"Yea man I know!"
"Yea man, he's my good friend."
"Wow you are lucky!"
"Yea man I know!"
by Thricedead March 26, 2010
Get the Derek Miller mug.Starting point guard for the Los Angeles Lakers.
To Laker fans Fisher is a 5 times NBA champion (rinds gifted to him by the better players around him) a great clutch shot maker in both the regular season and playoffs (due to Lakers star Kobe Bryant being doubled at the end of close games), apparently Fisher is also a leader and an excellent teammate.
To non-Laker NBA fans and non retards he is one frustrating old, slow, bald dickhead. Fisher is what basketball fans call a flopper or cocknose shithead as he falls or flops to the ground whenever he is guarding someone and expects to get a charge call or turnover from the NBA official. In reality it is all an act as if an offensive player actually made contact with Fisher, the NBA veteran's bones would shatter. David Stern allows Fisher to flop because Derek gave Stern blowjobs during the NBA offseason. Unsurprisingly Fisher has been gifted the no. 1 spot on the biggest floppers in the NBA webpage by the bleacherreport which can be found via Google or on their website
In addition to his flopping Derek Fisher has the ugliest jumpshot in the NBA along with Shawn Marion. Fisher's shot looks like a combination of Michael Redd's gun sling action and a leprechaun tap dancing around a burning rubbish bin on crack. Fisher averages less than 9 points per game for his NBA career and shoots at 40% from the field (that’s really, really shit.)
To Laker fans Fisher is a 5 times NBA champion (rinds gifted to him by the better players around him) a great clutch shot maker in both the regular season and playoffs (due to Lakers star Kobe Bryant being doubled at the end of close games), apparently Fisher is also a leader and an excellent teammate.
To non-Laker NBA fans and non retards he is one frustrating old, slow, bald dickhead. Fisher is what basketball fans call a flopper or cocknose shithead as he falls or flops to the ground whenever he is guarding someone and expects to get a charge call or turnover from the NBA official. In reality it is all an act as if an offensive player actually made contact with Fisher, the NBA veteran's bones would shatter. David Stern allows Fisher to flop because Derek gave Stern blowjobs during the NBA offseason. Unsurprisingly Fisher has been gifted the no. 1 spot on the biggest floppers in the NBA webpage by the bleacherreport which can be found via Google or on their website
In addition to his flopping Derek Fisher has the ugliest jumpshot in the NBA along with Shawn Marion. Fisher's shot looks like a combination of Michael Redd's gun sling action and a leprechaun tap dancing around a burning rubbish bin on crack. Fisher averages less than 9 points per game for his NBA career and shoots at 40% from the field (that’s really, really shit.)
Ali: "Who is that lakers player falling to the ground on the basketball court?"
Noz: "That is Derek Fisher the worst flopper in the NBA"
Ali: *pauses* "I hate him"
David Stern: "I do too but he gives great blowjobs"
Noz: "That is Derek Fisher the worst flopper in the NBA"
Ali: *pauses* "I hate him"
David Stern: "I do too but he gives great blowjobs"
by Nozzylicious Noz February 28, 2012
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Is only the hottest player in Baseball (A-rod is close) But is awesome when under pressure. Just remember damn Boston fans who has more championships!
The best shortstop in baseball history
The best shortstop in baseball history
by Melissa Braun January 12, 2005
Get the Derek Jeter mug.the most amazing guy ever. i like him sooo much and hes all mine! he pinky swears to never hurt me and that makes me fell like im special. when im with him i feel like the prettiest girl in the world,
your my derek ;)
by eliseeeeeeeeeee November 20, 2011
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for example me and him go out and he see his friend but his gilr ask him out he would say no to friends because she ask first. #Dereck
by king gaddy April 9, 2019
Get the Dereck mug.The man charged with second and third degree murder and second degree manslaughter in the death of George Floyd. He was arrested on May 29, 2020, a week after George Floyd's death. He spent 4 months locked up in prison until he was released in early October 2020 after posting bond. He is set to stand trial next year. Said trial will likely be the source of riots and violence no matter the outcome. In August of 2020, he was also charged with several unrelated tax felonies. He has a history of excessive force incidents. We'll just have to see what the jury says
Derek Chauvin is charged with murder and manslaughter for the death of George Floyd, and could face 40 years in prison if convicted. He's also charged with several unrelated tax felonies. Despite all this, he walks free (for now at least).
by broke ass happy man October 21, 2020
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