receptionised

VB to get shelved by a receptionist or "gate keeper" of a large company even when your enquiry is valid and useful,

I got receptionised by the big corp. on the other side of town, even though i knew the new product they brought out breaks many many laws.
I cant believe that company receptionised me!!!

by funkysk8er September 22, 2009

receptionitis

A severe, and often fatal, swelling of the brain common in receptionists, secretaries, administrative assistants, and any others who typically fill their days with mindless busywork and talking to semi-neanderthalic people.

"Dear me, my receptionitis seems to be having a rather severe--" -brain hemmorage-

by pikachizzle November 30, 2011

Decepticondom

the sworn enemy of the autothots

oh shit there is a autothot help go get the decepticondoms

by Megacondom February 8, 2018

deeptionary

Collection of knowledge commonly consulted by pot smokers in order to obtain the cosmic meaning of anything in particular.

Dude, the “deeptionary” says that grass is green because of chlorophyll which is great for my teeth.

by Eldude97 August 20, 2021

Receptionist

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by Dmak98 September 22, 2022

deceptadong

A word used by Transformer nerds to describe a transvestite.

Steve: What the hell happened to you last night?
Bob: I hooked up with this hot chick and we went back to my place.
Steve: How did it go?
Bob: She turned out to be a man.
Steve: Really?
Bob: Yea. She was a deceptadong.

by rhpsmann July 19, 2009

deckation

noun - the act of sitting on one's deck, grilling, chilling, drinking socially, and enjoying sunshine and warmth.

1. When Sunday arrives I always plan for deckation.
2. Today's deckation features tropical island cocktails and food prepared with tropical weather in mind.

by hvygee March 7, 2010