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Darwin Candidate

A person lacking any reservations about doing incredibly stupid things which could lead to their demise. Almost as if natural evolution had removed self preservation from this person's thought processes. Juggling loaded guns or making the same breakfast everyday for a serial killer who gets tired of routine things. There is a level of certainty to which this person will eventually succeed in creatively thinning the gene pool for specie, for the better. Hopefully, before they have a chance to procreate thus creating another generation of Darwin Candidates.
Dave: "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's all go on a moped, outdoor camping safari in Africa.
Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous?
Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong.
Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?"
Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"
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Charles Darwin

he proved that people are assholes and are dumb and stupid idiots
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Charles Darwin

The best scientist (biology being his specialty) ever to exist. He's been dead for approximately a century and a half but manages to upset extremist, ignorant religious fanatics on a daily basis. Aside from Watson and Crick's DNA discovery and the TV serial Breaking Bad, there's never been talent of this magnitude.

On a tragic note, the current occupant in the Oval Office is proving every day that perhaps Darwin's findings were wrong. It's therefore not surprising the aforementioned religious fanatics by and large endorse said occupant.
Charles Darwin revolutionized biology. This makes him well admired but also reviled by people with deep religious feelings.
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Darwin

A boy who’s most likely very tall, probably good at coding, kind of a narcissist, and very funny.
Many Darwin’s have anger issues they refuse to acknowledge and end up taking it out on others.

Best type of guy to occasionally talk to in class, probably nothing more.
Hey look its Darwin!”
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Darwin

He may be a walking troll but hes the most amazing entertaining friend to play games with and talk to.
Person1:Hey yk Darwin right?
Person2: Yea that dude whos always trolling people.
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darwin baby

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.
Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.
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Darwin

amazing person; chief yassifier; good at drawing; smart; nice to everyone; role model; Mr. Win; W man
"Did you see the game last night?"

- "No, I was too busy watching Darwin yassify Killua from HxH. It was a really great experience, you shoulda been there."
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