Dan is funny, hot, sexy, hes such a great guy and is very good-looking, everyone wants to be him and every girl wants to have hot steamy sex with him and play with him and he has the coolest name in the whole fucking world!!!!!!!!!!
by lienad123 March 25, 2009
A MASSIVE PENIS. A PENIS LARGER THAN ANYTHING EVER SEEN. EVERYWHERE, EVERYTHING, MASSIVE.
Can also be used to describe anally pandering someone and can really mean anything you want it to.
Can also be used to describe anally pandering someone and can really mean anything you want it to.
I'm going to DAN you so hard your DAN falls off and DAN will thoroughly DANicate on your DAN. MASSIVE.
by DANISMASSIVE November 24, 2007
A word that can replace any lyric (or part of a lyric) in a song. This is used for comedic enjoyment for a group of people usually when they are under the influence of alcohol or other substance.
drunk group #1: Three little monkeys jumpin on the DAN! one fell off and bumped his DAN!
high group #2: Sing us a song your the pianoDAN! sing us a song toDAN!
Ryan: And i jizzed in my DAN!ce
high group #2: Sing us a song your the pianoDAN! sing us a song toDAN!
Ryan: And i jizzed in my DAN!ce
by Theo Ratlif October 15, 2009
Dan is code word for dumb ass nigger. It is used when a white person wants to express his feelings in a crowd of blacks and at the same time avoid being shot.
Yo honkey why you be bumpin my girl. You want me to bust a cap in yo ass? (reply) I am very sorry for the inconvenience DAN. You can be assured it will not happen again
by Pope Paul September 09, 2005
to hump vigorously
by big nerps July 11, 2008
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by Chad O'Brian January 23, 2007