matt damon 

One of Hollywood's 'pretty boys' who proved that he's actually a good actor with 'The Bourne Identity', and will most likely continue to prove this with TBI's two upcoming sequels, 'The Bourne Supremacy' and 'The Bourne Ultimatum'.

The Bourne Identity kicked a lot of ass.

matt damon by AJAW July 18, 2004

Matt Damon 

Easily the best actor in anything ever, perhaps challenged only by his best friend and homie Ben Affleck. He’s also an excellent writer, producer, husband, father, and is really really handsome. He’s so cool, guys.

You have to see the new Matt Damon movie, it was so cool and awesome and cool!

I normally don’t watch movies, but I always will for Matt Damon, that dude’s really cool and everyone loves and respects him!

Matt Damon by officialmattdamon February 25, 2021

dirty damon 

When a couple is engaged in intercourse, then one of the two proceeds to excrete fecal matter onto the others face, and then shaves his(or her) pubic, taint and ass hairs on top of the crap, as to imitate Matt Damon's beard. (distant relative of the abe lincoln)

Oh my Gosh hun, that dirty damon was so thorough that if I saw you on the street with all that crap and pubes on your face, I would have asked you for your autograph!

dirty damon by zztop118 June 10, 2009

Ugly Matt Damon 

Ugly Matt Damon - Looking similar to Matt Damon's ugly brother or cousin.

Damn Barnes, you look like an Ugly Matt Damon.

Ugly Matt Damon by He's a guy December 8, 2012

matt damon 

A cry of exultation by a member of the winning side when an online battle has finished. Taken from the movie "Team America", where the actor's puppet can only comically spout his own name, "Matt Damon!!!!" is typed out at the end of a round just before a new one starts. Team Speak members can be heard echoing the name "Matt Damon" after it appears on the screen.

player a :gg
player b:gg
player c: vgg
player d: Matt Damon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Speak "Matt Damon..." "matt damon..."

matt damon by heyheyheya August 17, 2010

matt damon 

A term used for when someone does something stupid or generally acts in a retarded manner.

Originates from the film Team America where a puppet of the actor Matt Damon is portrayed as stupid and slow, saying the words 'Maatt Daamon' in a voice that collaborates with this.


Example:

- guy falls down the last two stairs when meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time -

'Scott get up, you're such a matt damon'

team americamatt damonretardeddumbass

matt damon by penny21 April 9, 2009

Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon 

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.

"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!

Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008