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Your shit don't stink

When somebody is acting cocky and full of themselves, and as if every little thing about them is perfect.
Geez, stop acting like your shit don't stink bitch
by xxyeahnoyeahxx June 6, 2010
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Don't publish this definition

When you don't want somebody to publish a complete garbage definition (kinda like this one) into the urban dictionary.
Me: Don't publish this definition please.
Some other guy: Ok, I'll publish this right away lolololololololololol.
by Some stupid guy jajajajajaja September 3, 2016
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What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people

When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties
*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter

Daughter: tf ?

God: even i don’t know who to root for
by ben&scarys October 6, 2022
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I don't feel so good

A sentence said by Peter Parker (Spider-man) before turning to dust and dying. If saying this in front of a marvel stan or tom holland stan, it could cost a punch, slap etc.
'Mister Stark, I don't feel so good.'
'You're alright'
by _lestranger October 10, 2018
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Don't sweat it

something that you say in order to tell someone not to worry..

means "don't worry about it", or sometimes "take it easy".
Don't sweat it! We've got plenty of time to get there before the show starts.
by Aninda Dutta July 28, 2010
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national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is

January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.
Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”

Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off
by HairyMeatball April 11, 2019
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don vito

The real star of Viva La Bam.A grotesque
looking man,prone to frequent outbursts,
which leads to him screaming in an unknown language.Famous for some real odd things on his body,a rotted toenail,
a crater on his back,skin grapes hanging
out of his one pit,an eerie,unfocused
eye and his famous collection of chins.
I look forward to his hilarious antics
when he has to deal with the usual array
of shit from this group of brain dead
idiots,ransacking his house,shredding
his belongings,destroying his cars..etc.
Don Vito is here to stay,the world needs
a scallopini eating junkie,scooter driving wildman.
He's loud,he's fat and he's proud...if
you can understand what the hell he's
saying.He's Don Vito,the new man in town...He drives a kick ass scooter,hangs at the bar at Antonio's,
has a Springsteen tattoo on his ass and
eats some pretty rancid shit...He's
always ready to call the cops and has
a mother with a smoldering fuse and
crazy eyes...Vinny the chin,Chinzilla,
more to come...
by Getch July 10, 2005
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