When one male puts pancake mix, breadcrumbs, and boiling fryer oil on another man’s penis then proceeds to suck it off.
I can’t do anything tonight, my jhonson is still healing from the Kentucky Flute Destroyer David gave me last night.
by TheOneMan4327 June 04, 2025
Biting down so hard on a dude’s dingaling that’s it leaves holes, then blowing into his urethra to play music.
by aoitodo08373 June 04, 2025
Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.
Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"
by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 17, 2022
by willywonkaaaa November 23, 2020
she is so annoying and destroyable, i hate her!
by willywonkaaaa November 21, 2020
by trendsetter.mell April 20, 2023
bob: hi steve!
steve: hi!
bob: ants are eating all of my food :(
steve: try the antimatter ant destroyer, that will help you!
steve: hi!
bob: ants are eating all of my food :(
steve: try the antimatter ant destroyer, that will help you!
by Quillanwastaken June 25, 2021