Really hot guy who is sweet amazing and the best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for the guy you will want to marry someday (mine)
by Judge he November 23, 2014
Get the damian brice woodruffmug. A damian is real and genuine fun dude to hang out with who is all around funny. At times he will say random and weird things, but will always make you laugh. He is always good looking and very intelligent. If you mess with him he will act tough but he won’t do anything. He is very nice and will compliment you only if he likes you or an idea you had. He has a dark sense of humor but you would still have fun with him. If you ever date a damian, then you are quite lucky so cherish each moment. He will do anything with his friends and anything for his friends. If you are friends with a damian, then you have a very fun friend.
by drtrip36 November 22, 2021
Get the damianmug. A tough guy, with a massive dick (no lie, there are witnesses to prove it) He's the Son of the Devil (The Omen, as is another name) Driven and Determined.
Heart of Gold, just don't take for granted. Man doesn't take no shit.
Heart of Gold, just don't take for granted. Man doesn't take no shit.
by Baltimore2k15 June 3, 2018
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by okgmgmgmgyes November 20, 2023
Get the damianmug. Definition:
A caffeine-powered computer whisperer who walks the line between genius and glitch. Damian “Long Shlong” Wood isn’t just a man—he’s a chaotic event wearing human skin. He speaks fluent binary, communes with frogs for wisdom, and believes any disaster can be solved if you just Megazord it.
Profile:
Tech Wizard: Fixes computers by glaring at them until the motherboard apologizes. Once coded a working game using only a keyboard missing the “E.”
Frog Lore Scholar: Claims frogs hold the Wi-Fi password of the universe—and somehow everyone believes him.
Megazord Philosopher: His life motto: “When it’s broken, just Megazord it.” Nobody knows what that means, yet it always works.
Professional Gooner: Operates on pure focus and unholy energy; rumored to have transcended sleep during a 72-hour code-and-Red Bull marathon.
Personality:
Chaotically evil in the most helpful way possible. He’ll repair your router, but it’ll play frog croaks on startup afterward. The man radiates the aura of an overclocked raccoon who discovered enlightenment and decided to major in IT.
Legacy:
Some say he was born when a lightning bolt struck a USB hub; others think he’s a firmware update that gained consciousness. Either way, Damian “Long Shlong” Wood remains a walking reminder that science, chaos, and frog memes can coexist.
A caffeine-powered computer whisperer who walks the line between genius and glitch. Damian “Long Shlong” Wood isn’t just a man—he’s a chaotic event wearing human skin. He speaks fluent binary, communes with frogs for wisdom, and believes any disaster can be solved if you just Megazord it.
Profile:
Tech Wizard: Fixes computers by glaring at them until the motherboard apologizes. Once coded a working game using only a keyboard missing the “E.”
Frog Lore Scholar: Claims frogs hold the Wi-Fi password of the universe—and somehow everyone believes him.
Megazord Philosopher: His life motto: “When it’s broken, just Megazord it.” Nobody knows what that means, yet it always works.
Professional Gooner: Operates on pure focus and unholy energy; rumored to have transcended sleep during a 72-hour code-and-Red Bull marathon.
Personality:
Chaotically evil in the most helpful way possible. He’ll repair your router, but it’ll play frog croaks on startup afterward. The man radiates the aura of an overclocked raccoon who discovered enlightenment and decided to major in IT.
Legacy:
Some say he was born when a lightning bolt struck a USB hub; others think he’s a firmware update that gained consciousness. Either way, Damian “Long Shlong” Wood remains a walking reminder that science, chaos, and frog memes can coexist.
by geggregmed October 16, 2025
Get the Damian "long shlong" Woodmug. by mrnipplekiller45 September 9, 2021
Get the Damianmug. damian: the most perfect guy ever. his curly hair is so nice, and his smile is the cutest thing ever. he has this little beauty mark on his cheek that makes him even better. his music taste is amazing, and everything about him just feels so right. he’s funny, sweet, and honestly perfect in every way. he also loves cats, and who doesnt love cats?!
by damianslove December 15, 2024
Get the Damianmug.