dairy queen swirl

A shit with a curved end to it.

Dairy queen swirl shits r fuckin grody.

by cartman5000 August 11, 2004

Sumner Dairy Freeze

During intercourse, female breast milk and male ejaculate is collected with a ladle, then put in the freezer over night, the next day, said ladle is inserted into a bodily orifice (e.g anus, vagina, mouth) until it melts, it is then drank out of the bodily orifice by the partner with a silly straw and then puked onto the chest of the opposite partner.

NOTE: for extra pleasure donkey punch during any step.

Dude do you wanna go do Olive Garden?

no man i am full, i just had a "Sumner Dairy Freeze" with your sister

Douche

by I Like Dick poo fucker October 31, 2010

Dairy Queen Cake

A cake frosted with zombie cum.

That zombie was really horny, not only did I get his jizz on my Dairy Queen Cake, I also got his fingernails!!!!

by MJoeJaX November 21, 2004

on the dairy free G

something a friend of mine from college says, meaning 'in all seriousness'; whenever you are using the phrase, put an emphasis on the G because it makes it more of a statement

"On the dairy free G I need to get my shit together!"

by feliciathegoat1 November 13, 2019

Dairy Queen Woman

A woman who has a cold heart, but looks so sweet that you want to have her as a snack

Man 1: Damn, she looks so sweet, but she's a cold-hearted woman
Man 2: Bro, she's definitely a Dairy Queen Woman

by TokenNTMR August 25, 2021

non dairy creamer

A woman with giant breast implants.

"Damn, did you see the non dairy creamer over there!"

by jimmyinu November 13, 2005

Dairy Queen dip

A dairy queen dip is when a guy is screwing someone up the ass and when he pulls out he was shit at the end of his dick. Hence a dairy queen dip because of how a ice cream cone is dipped into chocolate.

A man screws his girl friend up the ass and comes out with a dairy queen dip.

by sexyman123445567 June 12, 2008