Cut The Curtains

A phrase used to tell someone off who is a major drama queen. Used to symbolize the drama queen up on a stage acting out and you cut the curtains and pull him/her back into reality. Similar Sayings are: Cut the crap; You're so full of shit; Shut up already i don't wanna hear about your fucking cat any more.

Girl #1: I can't believe Brian left me for that tramp, I thought we loved each other so much!
Girl #2: Cut the curtains girl number 1, you cheated on him first. Why do you have to be such a Drama Queen.

by Caine's World July 25, 2008

Redwood Curtain

(adj) The Redwood Curtain (RC) is the extreme northwestern corner of California, i.e. the coastal counties of Del Norte, Humboldt, and Mendocino. The RC is the norcal version of the Iron Curtain in eastern Europe erected during the Cold War and is mostly used in a derogatory sense, whereby the RC symbolizes the area's lack of cultural or metropolitan qualities as well as poor transportation access, sparse development, rugged geography, and a weird provincialism among the native locals.

Hey, have you heard from JJ?

Nah, haven't heard from him since he went behind the Redwood Curtain to go to Humboldt State.

by mhibma August 08, 2005

iron curtain

Phrase used to describe it when a woman's pubic hair is so massive, it prevents anyone from getting inside her.

"Everything was going great until I got her naked and I realized no one can penetrate the iron curtain."

by Brenda Barger July 27, 2006

Meat Curtain

The curtain to the love canal, in other words the labia gaurdian of the vaginal opening.

I open the meat curtain, to see the treasurer inside it.

by Joel Pinner OSU March 31, 2003

Beef Curtains

A slang name for a ladies flangita lips.

My girlfriends just washed her beef curtains, they have come out lovely and fresh

by Mike August 05, 2003

boob curtains

those unnecessary flowy straps on dresses that go over the straps that are already there. they can also be found without the regular straps, so the dress is held up simply by the boob curtains.

they're usually sheer and curtain-like, hence the term: boob curtains.

I went to the store to buy a dress, but they all had boob curtains!

by twinklebean85 December 29, 2006

Beef Curtains

The excess skin of the female genetalia (labia) which serve no purpose other than tying in knots or posing in the "butterfly" position.

The new issue of Hustler had a bitch with 3 inch beef curtains. I love them.

by Eric Overstreet October 12, 2003