Juice Curbing

When you’re so constipated you start squirting shit juice.

Jack: “Holy shit bro he’s been in there(bathroom) for ages”

Bennet: “Yeah he texted me that he was juice curbing, it will be a while”

by Taintcleanser November 24, 2021

ass curling

When Mr arctic monkey fine instead of toe curling it's ass curling.

Damn this shits ass curling

by Mrs.Arctic Monkey February 24, 2023

brandon curington

Thug that said the “Yo yo it’s hump day” line, and likes toro inoue

Man 1: Did you hear that Brandon Curington is a barber?

Man 2: No shit, he’s the “Erotic Barber” guy

by thetorofangirl February 11, 2025

credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025

Credit carding

Where you slide your fingers in someone's ass crack. It is a form of sexual assault

Oh man I just credit carded that lady. I'm going to jail :(

Maybe credit carding isn't the way

by EmmyAnim July 29, 2025

Red Deer curling

v. Flinging heavy granite stones about while solidly drunk.

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Four more beer and I am going to put a bonspiel on my head and do me some Red Deer curling.

by gnostic3 January 29, 2019