When a guy has given permisson to another guy that he is aloud to cockblock him when he is talking to a fat,unattractive,slampig girl. Mainly happens when you are drunk.
-- At a Party --
Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!
*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks
Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!
*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks
by unger53194 September 19, 2011
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by Lawyergal83 October 20, 2011
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to keep someone from getting to an appointment ontime or to delay someone from reaching their destination
" I can't go any faster, the van in front of me is straight up clockblockin!"
" How many times are you gonna tell me 'one more thing'? I'm late, stop clockblockin me"
"My boss totally clockblocked me when he called and asked me to finish a project at 4:50 on a Friday."
" How many times are you gonna tell me 'one more thing'? I'm late, stop clockblockin me"
"My boss totally clockblocked me when he called and asked me to finish a project at 4:50 on a Friday."
by Jayvon January 1, 2008
Get the clockblockin mug.Adjective; Either you, or your foreign friends in different time zones being too exhausted to play online games, such as Borderlands,
Also, the act of being able to play games with foreign friends, but either you or they do not wish to, or a family member needs them in which case they leave.
"Dude, its 2:00am in Austrailia, I know you really want to play, but Im sooo dang tired!"
Also, the act of being able to play games with foreign friends, but either you or they do not wish to, or a family member needs them in which case they leave.
"Dude, its 2:00am in Austrailia, I know you really want to play, but Im sooo dang tired!"
Example: Dude it was like noon but my Australian friend was so tired, he just couldn't stay awake, I felt Clockblocked!
by Tieranei October 9, 2014
Get the Clockblocked mug.A clockblocker is when your waiting for a certain time on your phone but your friend grabs your phone and uses it so you don’t know what time it is
Samantha was waiting for it to be 12:00 am but her friend Emma used her phone without her permission. clockblocker is a person who blocks clocks kind of like a cockblocker
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Get the cockglock mug.When a russian man cock blocks you by actually cutting off your dick and balls and stuffing it in your mouth so you get none from any direction.
Male: Hey baby.
Female: Let's do it.
Russian Cockblocker: Karate chop!
Male: That was my dick.(Says with a full mouth)
Female: Let's do it.
Russian Cockblocker: Karate chop!
Male: That was my dick.(Says with a full mouth)
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