Crispy Nibbles

Performing cunnlingus on a burn victim

Man 1: Dude, sorry to hear about your girl getting caught in that house fire.
Man 2: Yeah, I'm gonna visit her in the hospital for some crispy nibbles to make her feel better.

by LordFartingtonTheThird October 3, 2016

Crispy chip

The act of letting semen settle and hardened on surface and peeling off later for human consumption

“We have gone through all the Lays chips, don’t worry I have a couple of crispy chips forming as we speak. “

by Cheezncats April 10, 2022

Crispy Biscuit

(N.) A very thin 🍃blunt🍃 .5g rolled for a single👽person, usually for a trip outdoors🌍

He hit that crispy biscuit🍃, held his breath💨, and unlocked the trunk🔏.

by Atlas the Kid March 14, 2021

Crispy Gohan

When you try and light a fart into a strong headwind but end up backdrafting into your balls.

Cornelius tried to light a fart into a risky headwind and ended up with a crispy gohan

by Keano1983 May 1, 2023

Crispy crit

When you get a satisfying critical hit in a video game.

When i was fighting i got a really Crispy crit that won me the game

by the wolf that licks booty November 26, 2018

Crispy Seaweed

Dried man/woman juice on the pubic hair region.

Jemma was going to blow Graham but he had crispy seaweed so she decided against it.

by The wankster May 24, 2011

lip crispies

Another word for herpes.

"I banged that she-male the other night and woke up with lip crispies!"

by tastysalami88 November 19, 2011