Crime-Scening

The act of having sex while a woman is on her period.

“Sorry Brianna, I won’t be crime-scening you tonight. I just washed the sheets”

by Pierre Bennet January 4, 2022

Fruit crime

A joke phrase said when a gay person is 'inconvenienced' and they state it's because they were gay. It's not actually a hate crime, but it's still funny

"Dude my teacher failed my test. That's a fruit crime"- some gay person at one point probably

by Kalico_kid September 11, 2021

War Crime

The ability to be worse than cringe, most children youtube channels exhibit this phenomenon.

"This minions music video is a war crime!"

by paraginylvalylcysteinylthreony July 15, 2022

Rainbow Crime

A Rainbow Crime is when people of multiple races or ethnicities get together and put aside their differences to commit a crime in a joint effort. When wearing a ski mask, you cannot see the color of the skin, making rainbow crimes more common than most of us assume.

Chen, Lawrance, and Rihad all got together to rainbow crime their local bank. Utilizing each of their skills, Rihad blew up the door with explosives, Chen, using his superior mathematical prowess, cracked the safe, and Lawrance made off with all the loot in record time, simultaniously knocking out each security guard with well placed superman punches.

by silasam July 7, 2010

War Crime

Mainly Among Us memes used in a Discord chat that is unhinged

Amusing? Do you mean Among Us? Sus
This is a WAR CRIME

by Chaosgamingx February 20, 2023

crime time

The duration a criminal spends in prison.

His crime time is 12 years to life.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Optimus Crime

Optimus Crime was the admin of a message board on the dark web called Hack BB where criminals would do nothing but sell hacks, discuss crime, and perfect their scamming game. You could find very in depth articals about everything from carding, fake ids, and other fraud shit to How to change your identity and disappear completely. Optimus was a regular contributor to this forum and wrote a lengthy document about "how to disappear completely."

The website was literally the best hive of criminal minds you could imagine. And Optimus Crime was the admin. A big side of the site was buying and selling cards, hacks, malware...etc.

No one suspected a thing that Optimus crime was about to rip van winkle everyone with all of the coins that were currently in escrow. Well he did, and disappeared completely and a lot of people were out of a lot of bitcoin.

Dont trust that dude Optimus Crime, he wrote 100 page pdf files on how to create, assume, and use new identities.

by cadfaOHHHHNIgghey April 12, 2021