cradle snatcher

a person (mainly males) who talk/date girls/guys younger than him/her

Tyler Runkles is a cradle snatcher, because he is in 11th grade and talks to a lot of 8th graders, and 9th graders.

by caiter20 April 14, 2016

cradle wanker

A pedophile. A derogatory term with a little more gusto.

"Fuck you, you fat, sick, fucking cradle wanker."

by ghostbun.1 October 1, 2021

Cradley Heath

A shithole town in the middle of Birmingham where nothing happens and everyone is inbred . The number one landmark in Cradely Heath is the Big Tesco

“Cradley Heath is a fucking shithole !!”

by Rokit76 November 13, 2022

Newton's Cradle

When two butthole surfing gentlemen get together and, rather than "scissor", slap their nuts together in such a fashion that the laws of physics are predominantly exemplified.

I was studying for class and my professor suggested trying a "Newton's Cradle" but I'm pretty sure we had different ideas.

by TheJewishWonder April 24, 2019

robbing the cradle

Stealing a baby, or it's personal effects from it's crib.

I'm low on funds son, I'm going to go rob the cradle next store and sell the baby to a nice couple who can't conceive a child of their own./ I'm low on funds so I'm going to steal that babies blanket, B.

by jerem December 11, 2003

Judas Cradle

Just like the iron maiden and the anguish pear, this device was made up for torture museums in the 19th century. Also, the Catholic church never executed anyone. Common myth. Secular courts did as they found an attack on the official religion an attack on the state

The judas cradle never was used

by somethingok July 15, 2016

cats in the cradle

Confusing as fuck

Dan: my sisters boyfriends mom wrecked my stepdads passed down for generations from grandfather to father to sons classic car that was registered to our neighbor who is a horse groomer.

Sam: this is all very cats in the cradle Dan, I don’t have time for your shit.

by Tspice November 28, 2017