fail couple

a couple where the girl is asian and the guy is anything but asian (typically white).

fuck that fail couple over there. that white guy just with her for sex.

by Aliassss March 23, 2010

a couple three

The redneck way of saying "maybe two or three, or maybe more".

Cody: "Hey how many bullets you got left there, Fred?"

Fred: "A couple three I reckon."

by quadbabe0714 November 13, 2009

Couple Bubble

When you draw an imaginary boundary around your relationship to help strengthen it by keeping outside intrusions (like work and family) at bay, at least temporarily.

A simple example is a couple with children getting a babysitter and having a 'date night' with each other. Another could be negotiating the number of visits by your in-laws (and how much advice they give!). Keep them out of your Couple Bubble!

by mftmark November 13, 2011

roblox couple

roblox couple is basically what a super clingy and extra lovey dovey couple is. the type who says 'uwu and baka' in real life ;-;

girl: babyyy I missed chu so much *pouts*

boy: my lil baka is so needy~
*uncomfortable pda*
me: what a roblox couple *eye roll*

by rararai September 28, 2021

couple's coma

When people in a cozy relationship stop wanting to go out and just want to snuggle indoors. Sometimes associated with ignoring friends' messages or cancelling social engagements. Kind of like hibernation for people that are in love. Can get worse during winter.

Antonym: Single's Stamina

Ugh, Ben and Alex are in such a couple's coma! It's impossible to get them to commit to anything and when they do come out they always leave before midnight!

by rabbit4 May 22, 2018

couple time

Time when couples relax and snuggle. Only pecks no heavy kissing.

“Lets have couple time.”

by Camilrf May 19, 2018

coupling season

October-December. The summer fling is over, maybe one last drunken Halloween hookup before it's time to cozy up next to someone else for the winter time, to avoid having to find someone at a bar in the snowy/muddy/rainy weather or having to be once again alone over the holidays just to face your family asking you for the millionth time why you are still single, if you will ever find someone and settle down.

"I don't want to go out, it's raining and cold and I'd much rather stay inside and watch a movie, but I don't want to be alone.." "It's your own damn fault that you didn't put in the effort during coupling season!"

by midwestern_life June 6, 2018