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columbian hello

A Colombian Hello is when you probe her anus in a plunging motion with a finger at the start foreplay.

Also a proper greeting in an elevator of a hotel and or performed in a Janitors closet.
Hey Mike did you give Sally the Colombian Hello?

You know I did! I Plunged my finger In her anus, knuckle deep bro! Columbian Hello
by FredoFilth February 2, 2018
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coldhole

When you judge your sexual partner’s genitalia moments before sex
After he took off his pants, I coldholed his dick real quick before deciding to ride him.
by migglez December 8, 2018
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columbian shaved ice

When a male cums onto a platter and then freezes it for no more than 1.37 hours. Remove from freezer, grind it up by smashing your cock against the platter until fine crystal structures have been obtained. Then proceed to form a line of the crystallized crushed cum on the male’s cock, to which the female snorts the crystallized crushed cum, using any kind of Columbian paper currency.
Yo my girl wanted some cocaine but I was all out so I gave her some columbian shaved ice
by Kobe James Big Chungus March 2, 2019
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Columbian oven

Raise your partners ass straight in the air. Deposit a half gram of cocaine onto your partners asshole, get your partner to fart creating a cocaine cloud while the recipient inhales the cloud
That columbian oven gave me pink eye
by John coxtostin September 4, 2020
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Six Columbus

v., six columbused, six columbusing, six colubuses

To be infinitely delayed, move incredibly slowly, or be forever shelved.
We thought we had the funding but now the project is six columbused.

I thought we were going out this Friday night, but now she is six columbusing me.
by mg73 June 21, 2006
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christopher columbuscore

a white person (usually a lesbian) that wants to live a cottagecore lifestyle. They're usually from the United States, which was colonized and stolen from native indigenous people.
lesbian 1: man i really want to be a cottagecore lesbian

lesbian 2: you're white becky, that's not cottagecore, that's christopher columbuscore
by definitelynotstraight December 2, 2020
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Cristiano Columbus

A Portuguese footballer and penalty merchant who is the descendant of the famous Italian explorer Christopher Columbus.

Cristiano Columbus is known for discovering numerous countries on international breaks together with his assistant Bruno Penandes.

He would normaly travel millions of miles, experiencing severe goal droughts, before arriving at a previously undiscovered location and planting his flag while shouting SIUUUUUU! Like a total bellend. Absolute fraud.
"Do you know about the countries Lithuania and Faroe Islands?"

'No, when were they discovered?'

"Last week by the explorer Cristiano Columbus."

'Oh right, no wonder I never heard about those places before.'

"Neither did I"
by Sir Goat May 30, 2022
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