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Coltons creeper

When you fist a large girl with both arms then eventually crawl inside them. Someone will alert the authorities but you tell them to back off cause you ain't done with the bitch yet! Then proceed to root around till the job is done.
Man, I did a Coltons creeper on a chick last night and I ruined the inside of my buddy's minivan.
by Scooterfudge October 4, 2021
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Colton S.

Best drug dealer ever gives weed, meth, coke, crack, and heroin.also will rule the world with communism like hitler planned "hail Hitler" also very smart
definition, colton S. always gets me my weed on time
by Colton S. friend April 21, 2022
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Colton

Colton is an average teenager in an average school, the only thing that isn't average about him is his massive fucking balls. This man lifts weights daily, eats ass for breakfast, plays golf on Sundays, and is an absolute goddamn madman. Fucking gods are afraid of this creature, all hail the mighty Colton.
Holy shit Colton just looked at me I'm going to pass out.
by Ryuichee April 26, 2022
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Cologuard

An at-home colon cancer screening tool that will send medical bills through the roof.
After I used Cologuard and learned my sample was positive, I had to get a colonoscopy after all. But then the bills began arriving. I thought my insurance would cover it, when in reality it did not.
by The Real Driller February 27, 2023
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Beer Cologne

A fragrance brought on by either spilling a lager or ale on oneself, or having beer spilled on you by friends/strangers. The aroma possesses the intensity of cologne with the scent of beer.
Barney: She knew I was drunk when she smelled my beer cologne.

Ted: Lots of spillage?

Barney: Yes, Ted. I was totally wearing the beer cologne.
by Jerod W. February 23, 2011
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Colorado Cologne

even if you can smell the colorado cologne on someone, it's legal as long as they've got the card!
by zantheman November 24, 2011
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Shower Cologne Boy

A Superhero. When a boy is fresh out of the shower and proceeds to lather himself in cologne. Super power: Can make any girl's panties drop.
Jessica: Katie, why did your panties drop?
Katie: I just got a whiff of Shower Cologne Boy.
by TCsquared April 17, 2017
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