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Big brain, but not smarter then Nolan
Colton is yes
Colton by MrFloppers April 8, 2021
Adjective describing selfless, kind, and or wholesome behavior or state of being. Often used in situations where someone is going above and beyond.
"My Korean post neurosurgery patient was singing a nursery rhyme while I performed a NIHSS assessment, it was wholesome as hell. Straight up Colton"

"That guy stayed after his shift was over to help me intubate and clean up my patient, such a Colton..."

"I got home, took off my bra, put on some Marvel movies, and took a drag from a fat ass joint. It was such a Colton moment!"

"I just saw two oters holding hands while wearing glasses and suspenders, they were Colton AF!"
Colton by Arrogant Wizard May 13, 2021
the hottest, sweetest, most amazing and perfect guy you will ever come across :)) but hes not interested in you :)
colton is bae
colton by sloppytoppy101 May 20, 2021
Colton. The Best boy i've ever met. He is the sweetest dont ever let him go. I LOVE HIM SMMM HE TOLDS THE DOOR FOR ME AND SAID I WAS CUTEEEE
me: whats up
friend: nothing much..ooooo coltonnnn your husbanddd
me: runs away*
Colton by ilovecoltonomfg September 22, 2021
He is acts gay but he’s not. He can’t get a girlfriend very easily and you will rarely see him with a girl. He probably has asked to many girls but been rejected. He is a country boy and likes cows.
Colton- Will you be my girlfriend
Sally- Heck No!!
Colton by Bob111228 October 4, 2021
A teen boy that is very tall and skinny and is very very very EMO🖤🖤🖤.
Colton is emo.
Colton by The_furry October 6, 2021