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Colonel Jessup

The blowjob a man receives from his female boss.

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by." - Colonel Nathan R. Jessup. A Few Good Men.

P: J, I need you to stay late this evening.
J: Is the budget due tomorrow?
P: Yes, and if we get everything knocked out quickly, we'll wrap things up with a Colonel Jessup.
Mike did not want to admit to his co-workers, nor his wife that sometimes his business trips included a night cap and a Colonel Jessup.
by HolsingerTX September 6, 2014
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Colton Yams

When your balls look like a pair of yams.
When my bae saw me naked,she said they looked like a pair of Colton Yams.
by Bargt09 September 30, 2016
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Colonial high school

A school where female catches Std and get pregnant left and right also for school for niggs who is retard as fuck
Dude don't date her she go to colonial high school
by Pimpmasta_T March 21, 2019
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colonizer mentality

colonizer mentality is when , someone says something that sounds like they might invade another beings personal space or take someones personal belongings as theirs
léa - im taking his sweater because since we're dating whats his is also mines or maybe only mines

noah - thats colonizer mentality right there
by noahisamenace April 25, 2021
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the colon and p rule

there is no space between the colon and p in a laugh face
The Colon and P rule:

:P correct

: P incorrect
by flavorsnades September 3, 2010
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john colonna

A mommy and daddy's boy who makes them pay his bills at the age of 21
John Colonna gets his mom to pay his jeep bill cause he can't pay for it and is spoiled
by John gay November 22, 2013
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Uncle Colon

Uncle Colon is a man who has a detachable colon. Legend has it, that if you call his number (I don’t want to give it out for the safety of the reader), he will appear on your doorstep.

If you invite him in, you’re in for a treat. He will proceed to detach his colon, so that it is hanging freely out of his body. Then he’ll smother ketchup all over it. After that he’ll sprinkle some sesame seeds on it. Now, this is where the fun begins. He will force you to suck all of the ketchup and sesame seeds of his colon.

Once you have sucked it clean, he will wind it up and put his colon where it belongs. He will then pack up his ketcup and sesame seeds and leave. Not before thanking you for your service to him, of course. He keeps it very professional and he is always a polite guest. There are no official documentations of Uncle Colon, but I’m a believer.

Only one question remains: Are you a believer?
Person 1: Dang, I’m really craving some sesame seeds and ketchup right now.
Person 2: Dude, you should just call Uncle Colon and he’ll pay a visit. You needs will be more than fulfilled.
by The Crusty December 15, 2017
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