Swedish Coffee
When you ejaculate several times into a container, store it in your refrigerator and serve it to unknowing guests with their coffee.
When you ejaculate several times into a container, store it in your refrigerator and serve it to unknowing guests with their coffee.
by SassySusy February 11, 2023
Get the Swedish Coffeemug. The time of day at which one knows one can no longer drink coffee (or other caffeinated beverages) without an adverse effect on one's sleep that night.
Five in the afternoon is my coffee curfew. Don't want to be awake until two in the morning. Guess I'll have a beer instead.
by vorpalbla November 30, 2015
Get the Coffee curfewmug. In the service industry, when on a (usually large) table, a single person will order coffee (espresso, cappuccino, etc...) which will then inspire everyone else at the table to order coffee as well.
"I got through the whole 12 top and then the last person ordered a coffee and started a coffee pandemic. What a nightmare!"
by R Russell February 25, 2010
Get the Coffee Pandemicmug. by a blogger December 20, 2010
Get the Panda Coffeemug. Usually not a barista but office staff with to much extracurricular activities who follow all available coffee training rather than doing the work they were hired to do. After becoming coffee ambassador they will spend even less time working. It was intended for promoting coffee but usually these coffee ambassadors feel that they are better than anybody else. They are the kind of person that will tell somebody who drinks gourmet coffee that they are wrong because it is not roasted the Starbucks way or to tell a barista that he or she is doing his or her work the wrong way. Usually wears blinders and can not see things any other way than their own way. Despised by people who make coffee for a living and consider a parasite and a coffee tourist rather than a professional
The coffee ambassador refused to admit to the gourmet coffee drinker that there are coffees that taste better that Starbucks coffee. She even defended the taste of Pike Place roast without ever drinking it herself.
by Howard Schultz October 11, 2008
Get the Coffee ambassadormug. Any replacement for coffee. Energy drinks are commonly used as a coffee substitute. Tea can be a coffee substitute for some people, as well as caffeine tablets.
Person #1: "Do you still drink coffee?"
Person #2: "Come to think of it, not as much. I am using energy drinks much more often as a coffee substitute."
Person #2: "Come to think of it, not as much. I am using energy drinks much more often as a coffee substitute."
by yes juanito yes February 14, 2012
Get the coffee substitutemug. 1. Brew a pot, pack a bowl, and enjoy your coffee and chronic.
2. Person 1: Rowdy party last night!
Person 2: Yea. I'm still hungover. Let's get coffee and chronic so we can clean this place up.
3. WUD U LIEK SUM COFFEE AND CHRONIC WIT UR PANCAKES?
2. Person 1: Rowdy party last night!
Person 2: Yea. I'm still hungover. Let's get coffee and chronic so we can clean this place up.
3. WUD U LIEK SUM COFFEE AND CHRONIC WIT UR PANCAKES?
by clay 045 June 18, 2010
Get the coffee and chronicmug.