fruit cocktail

while in the act of mooning someone, tucking you penis between your thighs exposing your dick head to whomever your mooning

as the school bus passed by i wanted to give them i surprise so when i mooned them i threw in the fruit cocktail

by jewy louie May 1, 2006

Cocktail Sauce

The result of a man ejaculating on the rear end (tail) of a sex partner.

After Shandra and I had Doggystyle sex I pulled out and gave her a little cocktail sauce.

by T.Burgers September 11, 2008

pussyjuice cocktail

When a woman is excited and juice comes from her vagina you then catch that juice in a cocktail glass and drink it.

I had a pussyjuice cocktail last night.

by Billy Nelson July 17, 2006

columbian cocktail

When you have intercourse with a woman, before climaxing you pull out and ejaculate onto her chest. Let the ejaculate sit until dry and then have the women use her fingernails to scrap it off onto a hard flat surface. Taking a razor blade scrape up the ejaculate until finely granulated. Then seperate into one or two lines. Roll up a hundred dollar bill, then have the woman inhale it through her nostrils into her respiratory system.

"Esther had a columbian cocktail courtesy of Max last night."

by Maximilian Tchaikovsky January 4, 2009

cumfart cocktail

Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.

"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."

by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006

Tijuana Cocktail

a mixture of blood, sweat, spit, and semen. usually added to one's drink as a cruel joke

Ron: Hmm, this drink tastes a little weird and its sticking to the roof of my mouth. whats in it?

Dale: thats cause its a Tijuana Cocktail!

Ron: Motherfucker!

by Lightnin' J July 20, 2008

cocktail cutie

A cocktail server in a Las Vegas casino

Have you seen the cocktail cutie I need a drink.

by Dawgmann October 18, 2010