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Cobra Weave 

A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.
Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?
Cobra Weave by Klendi October 23, 2020
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Cobra Opus 

An elusive catchphrase that only select individuals get to know, a jargon for sophisticated people.
"Did you see Mac having another breakdown last night?"
"Yeah, Cobra Opus."
Cobra Opus by atips666 December 21, 2020

Cobra credit 

To have credit that is so bad that it sets off alarms and even the sprinklers the kind of credit Homer Simpson had when he tried to buy a car
That n**** try to buy an RV today but got turned down because he had Cobra credit oh hell no that's f***** up
Cobra credit by Cobrakia June 22, 2021

Cobra Privilege 

When your friend Cobra gets things in games more than or before everyone else.
A: "HE GOT ANOTHER EYES ARE YOU KIDDING"
B: "DAMN I just need one for my title come on"
A: "Cobra Privilege!!"
Cobra Privilege by TITAN482 July 27, 2021

Cobra viper 

A based or awesome unit used for cobra. They also look like odsts
Man I really love cobra vipers

Remember when snake eyes fought those cobra vipers

Cobra slap 

The act of stealing all the boost in rocket league and eating cheese puffs in your cart infested gamer chair.
Hey bro let’s cobra slap that kid
Cobra slap by Juan7575 January 21, 2022

Cobra Maneuver 

also called dynamic deceleration, among other names. The fighter jet flying at a high speed abruptly raises its nose momentarily to a vertical and slightly past vertical attitude, causing an extremely high angle of attack and momentarily stalling the plane. This will causes the plane brake and move behind the enemy aircraft and created a chance for the pilot to take down the enemy aircraft.

Not all jet can make this move ( Sukhoi and migs mostly are capable to make this move but some U.S military jet such as F-16 and F-22 also can make this move )
That Su-57 uses cobra maneuver to shoot down the MIG 29
Cobra Maneuver by noobispro June 14, 2022