Hop on the crypto-coaster! It'll be the ride of your life! Become a billionaire or lose it all at once!
by z0mbieparade May 28, 2018
Get the crypto-coastermug. Something that is useless, the name is derived from the planet fitness ab coaster. It is a machine that will basically just do nothing and will just stop you from building any muscle.
Bro your weak what have you been doing at the gym sitting on the fucking ab coaster for 1 hour a day.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023
Get the Ab coastermug. Example 1: "Honey, we're out of Cooter Coasters. Can you pick up some at the store?"
Example 2: "The Cooter Coasters are in aisle 4 with the other personal hygiene products."
Example 2: "The Cooter Coasters are in aisle 4 with the other personal hygiene products."
by VisceralVocabulary May 25, 2023
Get the Cooter Coastermug. "roller coaster puzzle" is a metaphor that perfectly describes the difficulty dealing with the chaos, serendipity, spontaneity of life. Trying to put your life together through all of life's challenges is directly correlated with the incredulously ridiculous and frankly stupid scenario where a person would bring an unfinished puzzle onto a roller coaster and attempt to build it while going through twists, turns, and loops at 60+ mph with the pieces flying freaking everywhere. To be honest that's what life feels like sometimes and I believe this is a perfect metaphor for that.
by pswizzle540 February 10, 2023
Get the roller coaster puzzlemug. When you’re on a rollercoaster and you cum on top of the loop and on the way down you can catch it in your mouth
by I’m a fag nigga fuck me September 23, 2022
Get the dirty coastermug. The act of mounting a woman and riding her to completion, only to spontaneously pull out and throw her across the room with enough force to cause at least a minor concussion.
by ButtholeBoy597 January 3, 2018
Get the Cincinnati Roller-coastermug. An occurrence of feeling blues/depressed or withdrawals proceeding the days after going to an amusement park. Usually during this time you constantly reminisce or have a strong urge of going back.
Homie A: So how was your day at Six Flags?
Homie B: It was sooo fun but I really want to go back now. I think I have Post Roller Coaster Syndrome.
Homie B: It was sooo fun but I really want to go back now. I think I have Post Roller Coaster Syndrome.
by itsethanboiii April 1, 2024
Get the Post Roller Coaster Syndromemug.