beer coma

the heavy sleep after a night of drinking tons of alcohol where you cant be woken up for anything

i was supposed to meet my buddy this morning for a movie but i was in a beer coma

by angelofsecrets October 18, 2009

Chronic Coma

When one has smoked so much weed that they're literally crippled to the spot and in a coma like state. Usually very enjoyable

lorsteez: damn dude peep game on jbagel over by the couch

jbagel: i can't feel my feet..or my hands, or my face!

lorsteez: dude nah, you're just in a chronic coma that's all

by Lorsteezy May 3, 2009

coma nap

A nap lasting 3-5 hours where the person falls into a deep sleep and wakes up feeling they emerged from a coma.

Work drained me today. When I got home I coma napped and woke up to 6 missed calls and 17 texts.

by Trappstar11 May 18, 2016

calorie coma

When you eat so much that you descend in a state of lethargy so smothering that you you are too tired to even change channels with the remote

I'll be here on the couch, I just had two triple cheeseburgers, I'm in a calorie coma

by Fatburgerwithcheese January 19, 2011

Meat Coma

Once my boss just went to a bbq place and eat like 2 racks of ribs, a huge side of mac & cheese, huge side of mashed potatoes, lots of chicken, like 4 pepsis, and a ton of other stuff. On the car ride home he woke up out of a meat coma, and said," zzz, oh, ice cream, ice cream, oh sorry guys i was just in a meat coma, zzz,zzz,zzzz." in a half a sleep voice. Then is wife said,"where?" he replied," zzz, chick-fil-a. chick-fil-aaa." in a half a sleep voice. So we went through the chick-fil-a drive through and got three XL soft serves, even though I said I only wanted a small.

Sorry guys I was in a meat coma.

by farteroopssharter November 20, 2014

Homer coma

An experience described as 4th dimensional

Stella! Crawl out that homer coma !

by Stacker gaffer March 9, 2017

tetris coma

To play tetris for so long that you go into a coma like state where you do nothing but breathe and play tetris.

Mom:"John went into a tetris coma this week."
Relative:"What's that?"
Mom:"He was playing tetris on his laptop for so long he wouldn't respond to anyone anymore and only played it."

by DareRiver October 19, 2010