A thick, sticky turd with the consistency of clay. Usually ends up stuck in the hairs between your buttcheeks and takes forever to clean up.
by ahwitab June 1, 2015

When you are attacked by handfuls of clay in retaliation to an ambush. This often leads to being completely covered in clay and needing to purchase a new cell phone, shoes, glasses, etc.
Our professor brought Dooms Clay upon three students when they attacked his ceramics class with nerf guns.
by Ultimate Fist Pump February 9, 2010

by el broat October 7, 2009

To smoke weed.
Pot is another term used for weed and pots are made of clay. So when you smoke clay it means you’re smoking pot.
Pot is another term used for weed and pots are made of clay. So when you smoke clay it means you’re smoking pot.
by OTM Ben-A-Drill January 25, 2021

by Deth Panda April 17, 2019

A sexual Act when a Man has sex with someone, then takes a dump on their partners (the receiving one) chest. Then the man takes his penis and pokes a hole in the crap. This is all done before he cums, thus he proceeds to Jack Off into the now made, 'Clay Pot' and empty his semen into the hole he made.
by LilithBushura November 12, 2011

by Ali May 13, 2005
