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clay turd

A thick, sticky turd with the consistency of clay. Usually ends up stuck in the hairs between your buttcheeks and takes forever to clean up.
Oh no, I just went for quick shit but it turned out to be a clay turd!
by ahwitab June 1, 2015
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Dooms Clay

When you are attacked by handfuls of clay in retaliation to an ambush. This often leads to being completely covered in clay and needing to purchase a new cell phone, shoes, glasses, etc.
Our professor brought Dooms Clay upon three students when they attacked his ceramics class with nerf guns.
by Ultimate Fist Pump February 9, 2010
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molded the clay

to jack off or masterbait for so long it looks like ur making something out of clay.
dude, i molded the clay so hard last night, it was AMAZING!
by el broat October 7, 2009
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Smoking clay

To smoke weed.
Pot is another term used for weed and pots are made of clay. So when you smoke clay it means you’re smoking pot.
Sand cheese:hey wyd?
Guinea pig:smoking clay, wbu
by OTM Ben-A-Drill January 25, 2021
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clay knight

A cool dude with the ballz to save his father when he needed help.
The guy is a total clay knight.
by Deth Panda April 17, 2019
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Clay Pot

A sexual Act when a Man has sex with someone, then takes a dump on their partners (the receiving one) chest. Then the man takes his penis and pokes a hole in the crap. This is all done before he cums, thus he proceeds to Jack Off into the now made, 'Clay Pot' and empty his semen into the hole he made.
"Dude, Have you given your girlfriend a Clay Pot yet?" -"No dude, thats freaking GROSS!"
by LilithBushura November 12, 2011
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Clay Aiken

An absoutly horrid singer who lost American Idol and looks like a flounder (his eyes are crooked)
Hey! My fish looks like Clay Aiken!
by Ali May 13, 2005
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