claim to lame

A claim to fame, which is lame

"I know everyone knows it now but I was one of the first 100,000 people to have seen "Gangnam Style" on Youtube."
"Wow! That's some claim to lame! Have you considered putting that on your business card?"

by Portmaguese1 October 7, 2012

claim it for spain

To steal something by falsely declaring that it belongs to you, as the Conquistadors did with the New World.

I'd keep that jewelry out of Carol's sight if I were you, she might try to claim it for Spain.

by ordinaryk June 25, 2018

Claim of Shame

When you have to claim on your phone insurance after destroying it the night before in a drunken rage

You see that hungover motherfucker in T-Mobile with his broke ass phone, that's for sure a Claim of Shame

by Johnpricey February 16, 2019

clams to gams

When two females ride on the same motorcycle together; see also: nuts to butts

I can’t be caught tearing up these streets riding clams to gams on my bike.

by LC90 August 30, 2020

Claimination

Definiton: Do claim something with a claim process.

This Claimination of 78 Dollars is going be claimed at 18th June 2023.

by TheBestFlashFan June 18, 2023

smashing clams

When two females’, slam into each other in the scissor position.

Yo Gertrude, smashing clams with you is so enlightening.

by KatSeren January 23, 2018

Oakland clamshell

An Oakland clamshell is performed using 3 Necessary Objects, a bulldozer, a large black dildo, a box of Frosted Flakes and your local fat black woman. To proceed with this maneuver you must attach the dildo to the bulldozer (creating the dildozer) you must also make a trail leading to a location near the dildozer (leading your local black woman) and when one appears you must be ready on the dildozer and proceed to ram her anus. Then without letting her escape you must lift her using the dildozer once this maneuver has been successfully completed you must shake her on the dildo causing a violent squirting orgasm. Then this has been completed successfully.

Man 1: I finally did my first Oakland clamshell last night!

Man 2: no way, that maneuver is way to intense.

Man 1: hell yeah I did! It wasn’t easy she put up quite the fight!

by Crusty clamshell February 21, 2019