Chufter

1: opposite of on fleek
2: a person into strange kinks

1: Dang, Michelle's eyebrows look so chufter today.

2: That nasty chufter Zach tried to jizz in my eye last night.

by Bloody Maya July 6, 2015

chuffpact

chuff·pact
/ch-uff-pakt/

noun
1. Anger in response to a verbal or written reference to an institution that is more selective than Georgetown University and/or conventionally esteemed as more prestigious.

“I mentioned my son chose Columbia over UGA and the chuffpact blew every door in the house off its hinges.”

by sammer2149 November 22, 2015

Chuffty Slap

A verb meaning to give someone a 'slap across the face' whilst being excited or erect.

Huey- Yanno what, one day your going to get a Chuffty Slap Harry. You do know that.

Harry- You what faggot.

by Jon ceena September 2, 2017

chuff the john

When you go into the middle school bathroom to take a fat rip off your nic stick

“I’m gonna be a little late, I gotta go chuff the John “
“Yo did you hear Jake got caught Chuffing his John at school?”

by Gubson6969 May 1, 2019

chclfey

a boy who says he is a girl for attention

you see that chclfey thats a man... i swear

by shellllllby June 16, 2019

Chalfont Fist

Post game ritual after consistently losing 1 goal games after holding lead for most of the game.

After blowing another lead Sunday night, the team nominated Mike to perform a Chalfont Fist

by Winger Mankini March 28, 2019

Chubfur

When an animal has a lot of fur so it makes them look chubbier

Me: aww that dog is sooo cute and chubby
Person: oh no that dog is mine he’s really healthy
Me: oh so it just has a lot of fur... he’s got that ChUbFuR

by Charlotte Bryn November 22, 2019