One who is caught off guard, and goes into shock when asked a question under pressure and just freezes up staring straight ahead. Refers to specially-seated, paralyzed character in an early episode of Star Trek who was motionless, jaw slacked and could only communicate via flashing lights with a yes or no.
Can be contracted to Piked-up or Pike with a capital P out of respect.
Can be contracted to Piked-up or Pike with a capital P out of respect.
Joe was asked why they should spend 30 million on our project design and not theirs and he just gave us a Captain Christopher Pike for what seemed like forever.
Man that dude just Piked-up on me with nutin' ta say.
Man that dude just Piked-up on me with nutin' ta say.
by Badwsky February 7, 2009
Get the Captain Christopher Pike mug.A town on the English south coast not to be mistaken for Christchurch New Zealand, it's main attraction is the sewage works that make the whole area smell like your grandad. It has the largest number of old people in the UK meaning there is no lack of war stories but a massive demand for adult diapers. Popular sports there is bingo, holding up traffic and getting to the shop without having a fall. The council decided it was cheaper to use Hurst's instead of busses because it saves on petrol. Instead if road signs they use grave stones because the cemetery ran out of space.
by No I'm innocent March 1, 2017
Get the Christchurch mug.Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Christophers love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding. He Likes to endulge himself in ways that are usually naked and have his pensis out, a person with this name likes to do it doggy. A guy who always seems cool on the outside, but inside is confused about his feelings to others, and often need the support of his close friends so help him out a bit. BUT who am i kidding, Chris's are just plain awesome.
by Geraldean February 6, 2010
Get the Christopher mug.A man with furth unyealing, and heroics past the point of normal comprehension. Often associated with being of the upmost heterosexuality. One who's prowess in pleasing women is only surpassed by his large member.
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Get the Christopher mug.Christopher is the most amazing guy in the whole wide world. He makes people smile more than they will ever know. They usually lose someone very close to them and may fuck up along the way, but still they have too big of a heart for their own good. Usually fall in love with girls named Sadie who of course love them back.
by ScantilyRad April 22, 2010
Get the Christopher mug.1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*
*From America:The Book
*From America:The Book
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