Chris

The fucking devil. that’s it. He will fuck your shit up. Portrays himself as angelic until he gains your trust and eventually drags you into hell where you can’t get out of with a smile on his face. There’s literally nothing holy about this creature. Gets all the hoes too but also steals your girl. Puts on a fake facade to deceive everyone to thinking he’s the most amazing person on earth which will make it hard for you to expose him. Lowkey worships the devil. You see a person called Chris, RUN. 🤡
Aw shit man that’s a Chris, get that crucifix.
by Scared Christian December 2, 2019
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Chris

A man with good hair and loves every girl he sees and likes girls younger then him
Chris has great hair
by &&@&&&&&1234 May 24, 2019
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Chris

A big fat man who is addicted to playing any Pokemon game ever and can be very annoying and is very "small"
Shut up don't be a Chris.
by Shredder134 March 17, 2017
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Chris

Some asshole that will steal your (buttplug)
Hey remember Chris? That asshole that stole my buttplug?
by Perez1233455 December 12, 2019
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Chris

has abs, big perisinality and a terribly large penis, hot hair, and its very hard for him to keep the monster cock in his pants,
by bigdaddy555666777888 January 18, 2021
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Chris

Chris is a complete NARCISSIST... he has an inordinate fascination with himself. He believes that he and his friends are better than anyone and everyone around them. GOLD DIGGER also comes to mind.
I met this guy, he's great and loves himself, but he doesn't like to work.

Was his name Chris?

Surprise! He made me pay for EVERYthing too! What a man!
by iwk4aliving April 18, 2011
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Chris

Some one who is the incarnation of SWAG, his blonde curls bring all the girls to the yard, (damn right they are better than yours) He is a complete STUD MUFFIN and yet can still turn into a cuddly bear to tap those girls. ES UN JUGADORE DE CHICAS!

(Eminem is afraid of him)
by Brown man group November 29, 2010
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