One of the GREATEST sex positions EVER invented.
Step 1: Open her legs
Step 2:Pour ice cold milk into your lady's vagina
Step 3:Insert a desired amount of finely chopped asparagus into the clit.
Step 4:Have sexual intercourse until the mixture is very warm
Step 5:Have a kitten eat the mixture out of the vagina
Step 6:Sit and enjoy(:
Step 1: Open her legs
Step 2:Pour ice cold milk into your lady's vagina
Step 3:Insert a desired amount of finely chopped asparagus into the clit.
Step 4:Have sexual intercourse until the mixture is very warm
Step 5:Have a kitten eat the mixture out of the vagina
Step 6:Sit and enjoy(:
by RB123ilovepussy August 17, 2010

The way u may hit that shit or do something in a sexual matter. aloso can exple a reaction in a sport ect...
by Matteo Jones August 9, 2004

It's late and there's nothing to eat. Want to get some chinky chow?
Sure.. I love that General Gao's!
Sure.. I love that General Gao's!
by General Gao February 13, 2006

when large women congregate around food and proceed to express their dislike for any skinny, pretty or fit women.
You know, every time you hang with those bitches, you all become Chow Mamas and tear the hot chicks apart
by Bond, James Bond 007 January 6, 2011

by Jerry167534 December 12, 2012

by TeddyBearzFromOuterSpace July 24, 2009

To Trick a girl into thinking you are licking her pussy by using your fingers instead and making le le le le sound with your mouth. Used Alot when a ugly girl wants chow and there is no way out of it.
Dude1: This ugly ass girl wanted me to chow her last night!
Dude2: Did you?!
Dude1: No i just fake-chowed her.
Dude2: Did you?!
Dude1: No i just fake-chowed her.
by TyTyBBs January 1, 2012
