Chance The Rapper

That Black guy on the kit kat wrapper.

Kit Kat fan 1: Hey bro, Chance The Rapper is lit! I eat that shit all the time!

Kit Kat fan 2: True, Chance The Rapper is lit. I wish I had the chance to eat one right now.

Chance The Rapper: You do realize I'm an actual human being who raps, right?

Kit Kat fan 1: Yo, what the hell is this Black guy doing here in our house?

Kit kat fan 2: No, bro it's Chance The Rapper, the guy on the wrapper!

Chance The Rapper: And I'm also a rap-- wait what are ya'll fools doing?

*Kit Kat fan 1 and 2 starts to eat Chance The Rapper*

Chance The Rapper: Well, looks like I'm never going to be relevant again. Fuck Kit Kat! And most of all, fuck all the White people who think I'm an actually a candy bar.

by hellomyfriendz June 30, 2017

Last Chance Texaco

The last chance to redeem yourself before a final ultimatum.

If Jimmy skips one more time, he's going to juvie. He's at the Last Chance Texaco.

by Manfred Nuggets October 10, 2009

Chanaè

Chanaè is a sweet, caring and beautiful girl, who is very popular when it comes to choosing a friend. She has the most beautiful dark brown eyes that no one really sees at the moment. She is very sensitive when it comes to criticism, but lights up with a smile straight away. She has a lot o friends who care for her just like she cares for others. She is the sweetest friend to have. She is very attractive and good in relationships with guys whose names start with 'F' 'C' 'R' 'S' and 'E'. She

You know Chanaè she's super cute, but stay away she's mine.
Chanaè is the sweetest person ever.

by Angelxx July 10, 2017

Puncher's Chance

term used in boxing to describe something that has a slight chance of happening

I thought i had a puncher's chance of going out with her even though she's the hottest girl in school.

by Scott Delhommer April 27, 2008

Sonny with a chance

A new Disney comedy starring Demi Lovato as Sonny. It's about her living her dream as part of the cast of So Random, her favorite tv show. There's a rivalry cast, which is the cast of Mckenzie Falls which is a drama and they think they are better than the So Random kids because they act in a drama and So Random just does comedy skits. It also has Tiffany Thornton and Sterling Knight in it. Yes it's probably just another Disney show trying to make Demi Lovato a huge start somehow, but the difference is that this show is actually funny unlike Hannah Montana.

person 1: Have you watched Sonny with a Chance?
person 2: Yeah it was actually kinda funny
person 1: Yeah it's so much better than Hannah Montana

by tink08 December 29, 2009

Bacon Chandeliers

Another phrase for lady parts that are prone to dangle down like beef cutains.

'I tell you no lie Mickey, she sat on me face and her bacon chandeliers were tapping on me molars, if not me wisdom teeth. It were like chewin' on a chamois leather.'

by Flappy Fred May 25, 2006

fat chance

Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.

Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.

Let's do the right thing and serve these guys!

Pschh. Fat chance. (chuckles)

by TreeWeezel October 24, 2011