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Champagne Bottle

When you give your girl laxatives and you do anal and you pull out her diarrhea will spew upon your body representing a champagne bottle opening
Yo why do you stick yea bro, my girl and I did a champagne bottle
by Hasaf August 26, 2019
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Champagne coochie

The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.
I heard Jane couldn't get the job done with Joe last night. Bad case of champagne coochie
by Shelbs B. May 3, 2021
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champagne shooter

A Gadget used to consume large quantities of Champagne really fuckin fast. It’s usually made out of a glass tub with a shot glass attached.
Lisa/Lisa can down that bottle in under 5 seconds.

Score Chicks can pound that Champagne down fast with that champagne shooter.
by RJW7926 November 13, 2016
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Golden Champagne

During sexual stimulation, some women report the discharge of a noticeable amount of urine from the urethra, a phenomenon also called the"Golden Champagne"
My girlfriend was so excited she gave me that golden champagne last night.
by Donny Champ Champ November 10, 2020
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champagne load

The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne
"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"

"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"
by Facesface September 22, 2013
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Champagne wank

When masturbating and as you are about to finish, you put two hands on and shake like champagne.
Friend: Congrats on your award man
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.

Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.
by JB dick-tionary May 4, 2020
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