When you give your girl laxatives and you do anal and you pull out her diarrhea will spew upon your body representing a champagne bottle opening
by Hasaf August 26, 2019

by isobrae September 5, 2019

The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.
by Shelbs B. May 3, 2021

A Gadget used to consume large quantities of Champagne really fuckin fast. It’s usually made out of a glass tub with a shot glass attached.
Lisa/Lisa can down that bottle in under 5 seconds.
Score Chicks can pound that Champagne down fast with that champagne shooter.
Score Chicks can pound that Champagne down fast with that champagne shooter.
by RJW7926 November 13, 2016

During sexual stimulation, some women report the discharge of a noticeable amount of urine from the urethra, a phenomenon also called the"Golden Champagne"
by Donny Champ Champ November 10, 2020

The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne
"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"
"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"
"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"
by Facesface September 22, 2013

Friend: Congrats on your award man
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.
Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.
Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.
by JB dick-tionary May 4, 2020
