Champagne Bottle

When you give your girl laxatives and you do anal and you pull out her diarrhea will spew upon your body representing a champagne bottle opening

Yo why do you stick yea bro, my girl and I did a champagne bottle

by Hasaf August 26, 2019

Champagne Shopping

The act of buying expensive stuff you normally wouldn't buy while under the cheery influence of alcohol. Best done after a buffet with free-flowing champagne on a Sunday afternoon.

Bro, nice leather jacket.
Yeah, me and my girlfriend did a bit of champagne shopping after going out for dinner last night.
Sweet!
Yeah, kind of. I had to buy her a handbag though.

by Shay DeGuy February 06, 2013

Champagne Fountain

Having two or more people shart piss on your face.

They're having champagne fountains at the end of the orgy.

by Target359 February 05, 2015

champagne sandwich

A threesome where one guy ejaculates in a woman's vagina at the exact same time the other one ejaculates in her butt.

"I heard that Jackie had a champagne sandwich last night! That must have been interesting."

by Randy Lioness May 15, 2014

Champagne wank

When masturbating and as you are about to finish, you put two hands on and shake like champagne.

Friend: Congrats on your award man
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.

Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.

by JB dick-tionary May 04, 2020

Tyler Champagne

He is such a sexy boy i swear

Tyler champagne is such a hot boy

by isobrae September 06, 2019

champagne of champions

The Champagne of Champions is another way to describe the orgasm of male masturbation

Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument

Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me

Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?

Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions

Man 1: HAH, yessir

by JewishGld April 03, 2020