Captain Caveman

The impulsive act of smashing a dear item, then regretting same act less than a second later.

"I can not believe I just Captain Cavemaned my computer"

by MDMF March 28, 2009

caveman

Some may say obsessed workaholic, business empire builder that is ALWAYS in his office. May be surrounded by all forms of communication technology, but cannot be reached.

He’s in his cave building his empire, but eventually this caveman will call, pick-up the phone, email, text, send a letter or even be spotted on the town or in a community meeting or more rarely show up at someone’s doorstep.

by BrettTruett January 22, 2006

Caveman Gay

1. A person who likes to have anal sex in caves
2. also knowing as "doing it freddy Watson style"

"oh my god that guy is caveman gay!" "just like fred, fucking in a cave!"

by gay in a cave April 16, 2007

1337 caveman

1. A great gamer who has outdated equipment. The 1337 caveman suffers from lag, poor connection, and the lack of a girlfriend.

2. An awesome caveman

1. My computer is obsolete. I guess I'm a 1337 caveman now. (cries and cuts self)
2. UGH OOG 1337 caveman

by knucklesrawks August 12, 2008

Caveman

Its where stoned people think batman lives

Wow look man its batman and robin and their heading for his caveman

by pete March 3, 2004

Caveman Syndrome

Either chronic or situational, caveman syndrome causes the victim to have the need to shit almost continuously. While diarrhea is more commonly an immediate and short-lived (for the lucky ones) experience, caveman can be describe properly as multiple fecal instances spread more or less evenly throughout the day. Caveman syndrome is predominantly exuded by those with a fast metabolism.

Guy 1: Damn, I've had to shit like 10 times today, but none have been satisfying!

Guy 2: Caveman syndrome for sure.

Guy 1: I gotta shit again.

by Captain Slippyfist October 20, 2010

caveman

ungh

urk

by grisha July 16, 2003