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When the coaching staff makes you jam a football into your peehole and you are forced to practice college football with a football inside your penis. Just like a car wash.
“Hey there. Welcome to Northwestern Football. Now please, insert this football through your peehole. You know, just like a car wash!
by Darve July 11, 2023
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Car Wash Titties

When a girl is in a sexual position on top and has long enough breasts to continuously strike the face of the individual underneath, resembling a car wash.
Last night Jack got a black eye from a girl he smashed with car wash titties.
by Texmex12345 August 27, 2023
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Car Wash

Ooh ooh
You might not ever get rich
But let me tell ya it's better than diggin' a ditch
There ain't no tellin' who you might meet
A movie star or maybe even an Indian chief
At the car wash
Workin' at the car wash, girl
Come on and sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with the feelin' y'all
(Car wash, yeah)
Ooh
Come, some of the work gets kinda hard
This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a star
Let me tell you it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Talkin' about the car wash, girl
Come on, ya'all and sing it for me
(Car wash)
Ooh ooh ooh
(Car wash, girl)
Well, those cars never seem to stop coming
(Work and work)
Keep those rags and machines humming
(Work and work)
My fingers to the bone
(Work)
Can't wait 'til it's time to go home
Fill up and you don't have to pay
Come on and give us a play
(Do the wash, right away)
Talkin' 'bout the car wash
Car wash, girl
Come on, y'all, let's sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with feelin', y'all
(Car wash, girl)
Whoa whoa whoa whoa

(Car wash)
Never seem to stop comin'
What'd I say
Keep those rags and machines hummin'
(Car wash)
Let me tell you, it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Working at the car wash, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
by Death Menace September 10, 2023
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Salty Car Wash

Having a danger wank in a car during a storm at the seaside .
Yah dancer , It's pishing down , time for a drive down to the coast for a salty car wash.
by UrbanSlide May 10, 2024
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American Car Wash

When you are giving two dudes a hand job on either side of you and they both cum, “washing” you.
Last night I gave Tom and Andrew an American Car Wash
by Janey March 21, 2024
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Bulgarian Car Wash

Takes place in an old world Bulgarian Bath House, when sweating it out a sauana with old bulgarian men, and they rub their sweaty balls up against you.
After my workout I went into the Sauna and ended up with with a wet Bulgarian Car Wash.
by Not only this November 19, 2025
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Bulgarian Car Wash

Takes place in an old world Bulgarian Bath House, when sweating it out a sauana with old bulgarian men, and not only this... they rub their sweaty balls up against you.
After my workout I went into the Sauna and ended up with with a wet Bulgarian Car Wash.
by Not only this November 19, 2025
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