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car wash fringe

The long fringe that hangs from the arms of many tacky western leather jackets - sometimes so long and dense that it resembles the washing strips at car washes.
When her boot emerged from her Ford Monster Truck with a spur on it, we weren't surprised when the rest of her emerged wearing that tacky country-western leather jacket with the turquoise studs and thick car wash fringe hanging from the arms!
by Kreme De Mentia July 1, 2011
mugGet the car wash fringemug.

3$ car wash

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?

Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.

This is why she left you bro
by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023
mugGet the 3$ car washmug.

Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.
I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.
by theangryvegan May 26, 2019
mugGet the Mexican Car Washmug.

Chicago Car Wash

The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.
by cockwork October 5, 2019
mugGet the Chicago Car Washmug.

Car wash

Getting your penis sucked without movement or “Soaking with the mouth
I’m feeling squeaky clean I got the best car wash last night
by Whale of a wash October 16, 2022
mugGet the Car washmug.

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