concrete canoe

When you shit in a pool and it sinks to the bottom.

Lifeguard: Jimmy dropped a concrete canoe in the pool and I had to swim down and grab it.

by 222100965 April 08, 2016

Douche Canoe

somebody who exceeds the regulations of normal douchebaggery, thus is a douche canoe

^ emma: whats that smell?, it smells like dick!!!
^ adam: seriously dude, ur a douche canoe

by adamINTHEVAN July 14, 2011

unskinned canoe

A dry vagina having sex with with an uncircumcised penis. #fuckyouwomensrights

She was so bad she reminded me of anew unskinned canoe!

by Paul Breen January 08, 2015

Tipping The Canoe

An innuendo for sex

You man I was so, like, at this girl's house and we were tipping the canoe a bit.

by Big Dick Shakur July 08, 2016

Space Canoe

A guy rubs his dick between the ass checks of a woman making it look as though his dick is in a canoe. Without warning he yells "To infinity and beyond!" and then immediately slams his penis into her ass dry.

"Man, I gave that chick the Space Canoe last night. She was mad as hell but I was to drunk to care."

by Spacecanoe December 30, 2015

Moose Canoe

Like a motorboat.....only lower.....on a guy.

She gave me a moose canoe and I could feel my balls vibrating on her cheeks.

by Uber_Goose April 06, 2017

canoe party

Intentional flooding of one's basement for use in swimming, kayaking, and other craziness.

Dude, did you go to that canoe party? We played bumper cars with boats!

by Steve Willmy April 10, 2007