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Monkey Cannon

A vodka cocktail made with 4 shots of vodka, a dash of Sriracha, and grapefruit juice. Perfect for any monkey event.
Last night I drank 4 Monkey Cannons and dropkicked my son.
by Dr. Cummy July 4, 2021
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Cannon Law

"Because" or "Because I said so" A law invoked when asked the question why, after reasons have already been explained or to altogether avoid a question. More commonly used in the business world as a freebie pass to ignore an annoying person's question. Once used by Chris Brown when questioned by media after his release from detainment in PG County, following an assault on a homosexual male. Other celebrities are also using this term. Origination unknown.
i.e. After explaining a long a long marketing scheme in full detail, Jim asks John(the presenter) a stupid or irrelevant question. John simply responds back " thank you for your question, at this time, I am invoking Cannon Law. Next question"
by dom32 February 2, 2014
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Chode Cannon

An ancient device that was used to cleanse entire battlefields full of people. None may ever truly fathom the chode cannons true power but to even comprehend just 5% of it would make the common man go mad. In the end the chode cannon will eradicate soy from existence.
by Dura San Gi April 5, 2023
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Stuff the Cannon

This when you go to your Dr. or clinic to get an STD check. The gigantic elephant Q-tip they use to ram inside of your Johnson is very similar to the force and action exhibited by soldiers, pirates, and other cannoneers.
Wade: Holy Fuck man what happened to you last night.

Dick: Man I have no fucking clue, after destroying all of those beers yesterday and taking about 15 valium I blacked out.

Wade: Jesus

Dick: Yeah I woke up with a dirty crack whore in my bed but couldn't find a condom anywhere.

Wade: Uh-0h sounds like its time to Stuff the Cannon.

Dick: You said it man
by LouieKablooie June 19, 2009
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Twat Cannon

The KSG shotgun from COD:Black Ops 2. the Ultimate 'Twat Cannon.'
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Someones using the f*cking Twat Cannon.
by Steve Croft November 3, 2014
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bt cannon

A bt cannon is an opener/strategy in tetris, which is a tsd followed up by a tst, then a c spin, then possibly a perfect clear end. While not as useful in versus games, it is definitely op in blitz/ultra mode
"i got 200k+ score in tetr.io blitz just by doing bt cannon"
by Umeko_uwu January 21, 2021
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Stink Cannon

1.5 or more grams of marijuana rolled into one 1 1/4 zig-zag.
We're going on a ride to burn a stink cannon.
by Broski420 April 21, 2010
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