cancer cunt

The most massive of the cunts of the carcinogenic variety. More immense than even the cuntox, and cancer toxic too.

"You look glum, what's up?"
"It's those fucking cancer cunts again, nausing up my life"

by Superhero #1 April 1, 2009

Cancerian

their zodiac sign is Cancer. they are the sweetest, will love you to the absolute fullest, will beat your ass if they have to, kind af, the best friend, a popular loner, likes their feelings, probably has social anxiety since their not use to being around people. Their dads are usually Scorpios and their most compatible with Capricorns.

The funny thing is Capricorn and Cancers are the middle of the years. So it likes to go likes that. Because end of June is Cancer and the end of December is Capricorn which is 6 months apart. So a Gemini would probably go with a Scorpio! Also, they are the Cancer and Capricorn line on earth thingy

Guy 1: Do you like *insert name*?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, she's so kind, my girl bestfriend and is so cute and sensitive
Guy 1: Really? Her zodiac sign must be Cancer. You don't get many boy cancers.
Guy 2: A Cancerian! I'm a Capricorn

Guy 1: Dude, you and your 'best friend' are the utmost compatible

by theroadmaninmysnap June 3, 2020

cancer cock

n./ Cigarette. Equivalent to sucking on a carcinogenic cock.

"Enjoy sucking on your cancer cocks!"

cancer dick cancer stick smokes smokie treat coffin nails st

by diabolusmalus July 15, 2009

a cancer

cancer. the biggest fucking simps. you’ll be really lucky to have them in your life, but you wont realize it until you lose them. they are honestly some of the funnest people around, with the best sense of humour. they also probably really like tiktok lol.

i lost her .. shoulda never fw a cancer

by badass bitch 😽 June 26, 2020

Canterbury High School

Canterbury High School / an Ottawa-Carleton District School Board high school near Elmvale and Billings bridge in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. The school was opened in 1969, and has over 1400 students. Its sports teams are "The Chargers". Canterbury High School includes a lot of black and Arab immigrants as well as posh white richies in the arts program. Canterbury students are both afraid and are disgusted by the neighbouring Hillcrest students as they are promiscuous. The sports teams in general suck, but do okay in some sports such as swimming. Canterbury has argueably the best arts program in the region (next to the frenchie school DeLaSalle) and it attracts snobby anorexic dancers, obnoxiously loud actors, high visual students, gay vocal students, and random muscians from all over. This is a very white population and about 0.000000006 people in it are not white. The walls are covered with lots of awesome artowrk and the halls are full of crazy people. It's a very friendly environment in general. It's full of gay boys and beautiful girls and is a great place for a straight guy to come and all the girls there are desperate and even a mediocre guy has 3 girls after him. Couples have sex in the hallways sometimes, especially the drama stairwell. A good place in general.

P1. Wow your crazy, which high school do you go to?

Awesome Person: Canterbury High School, nbd. ;)

by CHSmas December 5, 2011

Cancer

Cancer is what things like smoking, exposure to radiation, genetically enhanced food, and furbies cause.

Doctor:Well Mr. Smith, you have stomach cancer and you have 3 months to live, you have no money, your house has been reposessed, your children sent to work in a sweat shop in thailand for 3 cents an hour making Nike's, and your wife has no where to go and will most likely die due to starvation, but I do have some good news.

You:..............

Doctor: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

by Expatriot September 3, 2004

Cancer

Slime videos and any people who try to entertain kids on youtube because they aren't funny. So essentially people who play fortnite and think they're good at it.

NIgga's who play fortnite are cancer

by NothingG.A.Y January 14, 2019