The payment for someone to eat a Pot Noodle and then shit on the payers chest so that they can slurp it up for a meal.
by DaRealTj June 10, 2020
Get the Campbell Soupmug. by ๐ณ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ April 24, 2020
Get the Emily campbellmug. 1 - A 'news' reporter fronting a program on New Zealand's TV3 station dealing with current affairs called 'Campbell Live'.
His reporting style is generally sensationalist and severely biased towards the perceived underdog. He commonly promotes public outrage by feeding the ignorant masses false or exaggerated claims based on pseudoscience. He also supports any minority group he can find, despite the fact that he is the epitome of an upper-middle class metro white guy. This, among other things, makes him a Fag Enabler.
2 - to "do a John Campbell" is to get stuck repeating words like "but" in an annoying squeaky, whingey tone when someone is saying something you don't agree with, especially when the statement you disagree with has something to do with minorities. Named after the aforementioned NZ reporter.
His reporting style is generally sensationalist and severely biased towards the perceived underdog. He commonly promotes public outrage by feeding the ignorant masses false or exaggerated claims based on pseudoscience. He also supports any minority group he can find, despite the fact that he is the epitome of an upper-middle class metro white guy. This, among other things, makes him a Fag Enabler.
2 - to "do a John Campbell" is to get stuck repeating words like "but" in an annoying squeaky, whingey tone when someone is saying something you don't agree with, especially when the statement you disagree with has something to do with minorities. Named after the aforementioned NZ reporter.
Sam: "I don't like ethnic minorities"
Bernard: (in squeaky voice) "but...., but....., but......, but......, but....., the..... Tangata Whenua......"
Bernard has unwittingly just done a perfect John Campbell.
Bernard: (in squeaky voice) "but...., but....., but......, but......, but....., the..... Tangata Whenua......"
Bernard has unwittingly just done a perfect John Campbell.
by HB1459 January 25, 2009
Get the John Campbellmug. by Murderdoll69 March 31, 2010
Get the Campbell toemug. by Gees Moi July 5, 2022
Get the Jack Campbellmug. When one is masterbating or getting a handjob and ejaculates onto their own face either intentionally or unintentionally. Sometimes getting cum into their own eyes.
my girl went down on me last night, and when i busted all over her face, it ricocheted and gave myself an angry campbell.
by angrygrapegoblin August 12, 2009
Get the angry campbellmug. by Therealdealisright June 8, 2020
Get the campbell millsmug.