Functioning crackhead

A crack head that does drugs and can still go to work, do school work, etc.

My uncle a functioning crackhead because he does crack and going to work.

by Breyy March 30, 2021

Crackhead Sundays

The occasional gathering of friends on the day of the sabbath to allow consumption of copius amounts of controlled substances and spend quality time hanging out.

Lyz dropped in early to Joey and Ginas and soon realized she was once again part of the great gathering we like to call Crackhead Sundays.

by Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne March 2, 2009

Crackhead shrimp

Crackhead shrimp is a former shell of a person who is so devoured by drug use they can't function. They suck at their job and when they speak they make no sense all they do is shake, grab their head and never work"

Me "John is so fucking stupid and high all the time
Don vito " yeah, he's like a Crackhead shrimp!"

Everybody else "Vejo Bugaron!"

by Don vito June 23, 2017

Crackheadassery

Laila’s behavior on twitter

Person A: Yo did you see Laila’s tweet?

Person B: Yeah it was full of crackheadassery

by We Stan Kweens October 3, 2018

crackhead hours

when you are so tired that you act like a crackhead (usually around 2-4 am)

Random Person: AHJfleiuahjgvluhjorulsfdhkrsadyjh
Their friend on facetime: bro its crackhead hours

by .....idk November 28, 2019

Crackhead

A crackhead is a person that is addicted to crack or other illegal drugs and always goes to jail beacuse the use of them and usually wonders streets at night.

My neighbor Charlie is a crackhead

by packerskid2008 May 11, 2007

Crackhead

1.Slang (used by mostly african americans) meaning a person who is making some one laugh by being crazy, acting dumb and or acting a "fool". In reality the person is no crackhead but is just acting like one.
2. A very funny person.
3. Can also be used as class clown

"Boy u need to stop man, crackhead a**"

"Man you a straight up crack head hahaha"

Teacher: "Tyrelle I see u want to be a crack head to day, go to the principal's office!"

by falalalalalalalala!! February 17, 2009