Caconomenology

The study of ugly, weird, strange and/or unfortunate baby names, mostly for the pleasure of mocking those baby names.

First heard in "Baby's got a bad bad name" on www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com

OMG did you see what she named her twin babies?

Navaleenah Jade
And
Mahkayleeaih Daisy

Is she crazy, or going for the Caconomenology hall of fame?

by peachtree2 January 13, 2011

cacogna

cocaine crack or any mixture of the two...

hey man lets get some fucking cacogna and get loaded tonight.......

by crackalacin October 19, 2009

Cabhole

An asshole cabdriver. Also known as "cabhole".

You're driving one way on a three lane road. You're going faster than the rest, albeit in a city, and minding your business. Some cabhole is taking up more than his share of lane, so you are forced to honk, screech past him, and scream at him -- CABHOLE!!

by Betterdriverthanyou August 6, 2011

cachestrated

The activity of using your castrated penis to trade in a geocache.

"Why is there a severed penis in this geocache?"
"Oh, I cachestrated myself here last week."

by Miniman April 11, 2015

cacockphany

when you look back on your life... and it's just all dicks.

"My life has been one resounding cacockphany."

by securityinfinity February 26, 2017

cacheption

When you have a cache of a cache

I'm tired of resetting these mother fucking caches on this mother fucking system! And you over there stop joking about that cacheption bullshit!

by TwistedFires June 7, 2017

Cacoonpetence

Incompetent as fucking cocoons

What the fuck man! The level of fucking cacoonpetence in Trump’s administration is astounding!

Man what the fuck! Cleveland Browns has been cacoonpetent since ages now!

You know our country is cacoonpetent when Hilary and Donald win the primaries. What the fuck man!

by Asoniasonia April 20, 2018