bean crisp

A different word for wotsits

Mum have you got any pombears or bean crisp

by MBARR August 4, 2021

Crisp

a word that starts at the back of your mouth and ends at the front. the epitome of onomatopoeia. may also describe a piece of paper or a bill or a high five.

crisp.crisp.crisp.crisp crisp. crisp. its so satisfying I cant top saying it.

by TheBeanMan24 September 12, 2020

Crisp Shit

A crisp shit is just another word for a fart. A fart can only be a crisp shit if it is loud and dry.

Damn dude that was a crisp shit!

by Crisp Shit February 22, 2023

Crisp

Crisp deriving from Crispy or Crispé in Latin is a word used to describe a refreshing situation or experiencing something good

For example a person finds a ten sheet in a pair of jeans they haven’t worn in weeks “ah crisp, I’ve just found a tenner in my jeans mate”

Another example, “this your new car? That’s fucking crisp mate!”

An absolute 10/10 with an incredible amount of curvature, ass and babylons walks past “maaaaaate she was criiiiisp!”

by The Chairman Geoff Bentley February 7, 2020

Base of a crisp

I don’t know the definition (like a urban myth)

I held the base of a crisp and it it with a badminton racquet.

by Oslskskslsp October 8, 2022

Crisp

crisp (adj / noun)

Slang for someone acting dumb, clueless, or just plain stupid. Calling someone crisp means they’ve reached peak brain-fog levels of foolishness.

Examples:
• “Tosh is so crisp.”
• “You really just put your phone in the fridge? That’s crisp.”

by B2222222 September 1, 2025

Crisp

Crisp is a phrase to describe a generally crispy person, who sparks up the conversation with sparkling banter

"She's such a Crisp!"

by The Staßfort May 14, 2018