Cooter Cheeks

When a woman's vagina lips resembles that of butt cheeks.

Her cooters so puffy, she doesn't have cooter lips , she has cooter cheeks.

by @MurderMyPP October 25, 2016

kentucky cooter

When you ash a cigar / cigarette in a females vaginal area, then ruthlessley fuck it.

I Kentucky cootered that hoe.

by IsaacTheFidgetGod July 27, 2017

antiq-cooter

Similar to what most men refer to as a Cougar. A woman usually over the age of 35 looking for a young male, particularly in his sexual prime of the ages below 25. Often found in their favorite habitat of bars and pubs.

Two antiq-cooters wanted to take Carleton home that night, he should have accepted the offer...those ladies looked WILD!

by Stevie Y July 1, 2005

Lying cooter

Literally a lying vagina

"that bitch is a racist lying cooter" sandra

by Hoodoodavoodoo March 22, 2020

Cooter Schlag

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.

Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.

by Dogisgead June 30, 2020

cooter recruiter

wing man.

joe loforese is a hell of a cooter recruiter! golly gee wizzzz.

by good azz chicken May 9, 2011

cooter shooter

A female who can, to the amazement of drunken fraternity boys, use her vagina to "shoot" objects such as ping-pong and biilliard balls.

That girl is a "cooter shooter." Last night at the party she laid on the pool table, spread her legs, and sent the 8 ball into the corner pocket.

by Don Levy September 25, 2006