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carpet chili

Diarrhea. Liquid brown. Butt vomit. Looks like what Kevin from The Office dropped on the carpet.
The poop version of roller coaster casserole.
Oh god, after all those hot wings last night I dropped a huge batch of carpet chili in the toilet. My ass will never be the same.
by kittenhands January 17, 2020
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Abortion Chili

Similar to a typical chili recipe, but instead of beans, you use bean size abortions
“Yeah it took a lot of time to collect the materials but I finally made my first batch of abortion chili. Crunchy!
by Bigboolin May 17, 2019
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Chili Jam

Jamie Oliver's secret sauce.

Here is what can happen when one consumes it:
😀-->🤢-->🤮

Or

Burst into tears screaming "yey yeah"
"Chili Jam"
*Barfs"
by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023
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Chili Wolf

The act of being sexually attracted to Diarrhea or liquidy fecal matter
"Why did you brake up with Steph"
"After i got food poisoning last week. I discorvered she was a Chili Wolf when she was palming the toilet after i left to grab my phone"
by DirtyMonchy September 2, 2019
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venison chili

The most vile and extreme form of diarrhea, typically occurring after high fatty meals and excessive beer consumption.
Dude, that party was so crazy last night that I had venison chili for breakfast this morning.
by PharmRx14 March 19, 2014
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Chili Balling

When you put one of your testicles into someone's ass
chili balling bastard chili baller chill balls chili balls
by The NiZzO September 11, 2009
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homestyle chili

Kicking back and relaxing at your place of residence.
"Yo shitdick, you hittin' up the bars later?"
"Nah, you poo pusher, I'm homestyle chili tonight".
by bigfnmike July 15, 2010
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