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cell phone

Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.
dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"

dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"
by SLAYtanic February 1, 2005
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cell phone schizo

Someone talking on the speaker phone in their car. Most move their hands up and down and head side to side as if the person they are talking to is standing in front of them. Usually oblivious to anyone looking.
Dude #1: Hey, check out the guy next to us.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.
by flogger up January 13, 2010
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Cell Phone Punch

A Virtual "Punch" given or received from a cell phone.
My friend texted me a terrible picture, I think I will send him a "Cell Phone Punch".
Revenge Love Hateful Hug Reply
by (( (OQTIVE) )) August 13, 2011
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Cell Phone Silverware

The act of placing your smartphone next to your plate at dinnertime, whether actually texting someone or not, with the intention to brag about your smartphone, or because you feel the need to check the time every 3 minutes. Usually this is done by people of 16-25 years of age.
As if they had all previously agreed they'd do it, everyone at the table pulled out their Iphone 27s' and Droid R2-D2s, waved them around to let everyone know they had them, and set them down at the table to use for Cell Phone Silverware. The two crack heads in the corner were the only one's using them, and were checking the time every minute.
by TheunknownXD April 3, 2013
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Cell phone

An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.
Jim: My new Iphone is a piece of shit.
Bob: Oh yeah my cell phone is a piece of shit to.
by Toadzi11a September 1, 2013
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cell phone warrior

Person who, typically while driving, calls 911 for someone minding their own business on the side of the road typically asleep. See also cell phone hero.
"Hi did you call 911." "What?! Man I was just asleep." "God damn cell phone warrior!"
by Walker00791 August 16, 2017
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Cell Phone

A portable, handheld mobile device called a celluar phone - although it is rarely used as an actual phone to make/receive calls
Common uses: texting, sexting, social media posts, check the time, taking selfies or other pics of interest, check the temperature, get directions, track your significant other, write yourself a reminder, check your email, flashlight to get your doorkey in the hole, look up word meanings ie Urban dictionary, see your bank balance, transfer a few bucks to your friend for the dutch treat Pizza, ordering Domino's delivery, summoning an Uber ride, personal calendar, playing games such as Candy Crush while waiting for your friend to pump gas, shopping at Amazon, eBay, wish, etc....
Guy: "do you know what time it is?"
Girl: "check your cell phone, yo"

Betty: "where is your girlfriend tonight?"
Bill: "I don't know, let me check my GPS tracker on my cell phone."

Girl 1: "are you seriously taking a pic of that blank wall with your cell phone?"
Girl 2: "no, haha. It's a selfie."
(Girl 3 quickly photo bombs)
by 2econdly August 8, 2020
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