military catfish

When there is this nigga who thinks he is a meme god but he actually a catfish. Also this man wants to be in the military
And he wants to sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter.
"Wow!" Carlin is such a military catfish!
by NAZI TELETUBBIE November 03, 2017
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real catfish

When you use make up, hats, scarfs, etc. to hide your age and/or identity
Don't be a real catfish bitch
by Puddinover05 April 14, 2017
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Carolina Catfish

When your sexual partner wears the top half of a fish costume while you engage in sexual congress.
Dude. That girl i took home last night was way down for a Carolina Catfish
by Someguyovitch October 02, 2017
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Catfish dick

Fuck that dude/chic and there msg
Man I was at the store and someone catfish dicked me so it went straight to delete
by Iaintgotnowritersblock October 20, 2019
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catfish noodling

Reaching down deep underwater into a dark hole and wiggling your fingers as bait hoping that a giant catfish will clamp down on your hand so you can pull it out of the hole, without getting pulled in yourself. It's a pretty stupid sport actually, and people have gotten killed by it...
I went catfish noodling, and all I got was my hand chomped off
by Tami July 29, 2005
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Catfish gasp

When you pump your girls legs toward her chest when you pull out and shes on her back. The air rushing in her snatch sounds like a catfish gasping for air!
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Catfish face

The face a person acheives after extended use with methanphetamines. It's caused by lack of teeth due to poor hygeine and deterioration due to abusing the meth. The lower jaw closes further than normal and squishes out or flattens the lips and cheeks and the abuser then looks very much like a catfish. Catfish face is often accompanied by bulging or straying eyes from being up way too long.
Neil: Man, Jewelz used to look really cute before she got strung out. Now that she's got catfish face I wouldn't hump her with your penis!

Bob: I know bro, it's sad as hell. Hey, you wanna go fishin'?

Neil: Sure! Let's get some worms and chicken livers!
by Painterfromhell October 23, 2018
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