military catfish

When there is this nigga who thinks he is a meme god but he actually a catfish. Also this man wants to be in the military
And he wants to sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter.

"Wow!" Carlin is such a military catfish!

by NAZI TELETUBBIE November 3, 2017

Corona Catfish

Someone that looks attractive with a mask on, and ugly when they take it off.

I didn’t know he was a corona catfish until we went to dinner together and I saw him take off his mask.

by Anpala February 2, 2021

Catfishing Yourself

Talking to two different people, with similar names, on social media. Flirting with the ugly one, mistaking them for the attractive one

I was talking to two girls named Nay. I started flirting with the wrong one. Now I cant get rid of her. That's what happens when you end up Catfishing Yourself

by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 4, 2018

Covid-Catfish

When someone inadvertently catfishes you because they've gained covid-19 quarantine weight and haven't updated their pictures yet.

" I finally met met her after quarantine and she covid-catfished to me... that's all right though because I like a little extra meat :-)"

by MrHavok September 8, 2020

catfish noodling

Reaching down deep underwater into a dark hole and wiggling your fingers as bait hoping that a giant catfish will clamp down on your hand so you can pull it out of the hole, without getting pulled in yourself. It's a pretty stupid sport actually, and people have gotten killed by it...

I went catfish noodling, and all I got was my hand chomped off

by Tami August 25, 2005

Catfish gasp

When you pump your girls legs toward her chest when you pull out and shes on her back. The air rushing in her snatch sounds like a catfish gasping for air!

I gave her a catfish gasp last night

by Dirty Renny and the ESC boyz July 5, 2014

Catfish face

The face a person acheives after extended use with methanphetamines. It's caused by lack of teeth due to poor hygeine and deterioration due to abusing the meth. The lower jaw closes further than normal and squishes out or flattens the lips and cheeks and the abuser then looks very much like a catfish. Catfish face is often accompanied by bulging or straying eyes from being up way too long.

Neil: Man, Jewelz used to look really cute before she got strung out. Now that she's got catfish face I wouldn't hump her with your penis!

Bob: I know bro, it's sad as hell. Hey, you wanna go fishin'?

Neil: Sure! Let's get some worms and chicken livers!

by Painterfromhell October 22, 2018