well put me in a dress and call me susie

to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

by raybeez February 10, 2022

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

call me son one more time

When alexander Hamilton gets pissed off

George Washington:Son I need you alive

Alexander Hamilton:Call me son one more time

by AROACECHAOTICSHIPPER May 22, 2024

Call me tangerine

Something DJ Khaled Said and it’s actually hilarious

“*shows orange watch* “call me tangerine” - DJ khaled fly high king

by Callmetangerine October 19, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

Call me a taxi

Means that a person wants no part in the matter

Is this a drug deal!?!? Call me a taxi bye.

by Booby-boy November 6, 2017

Kiss Me On The Mouth And Call Me Dildo

those who are kissed on the mouth and a called a Dildo

you: "At this point... just kiss me on the mouth and call me dildo."

by Guesseppe October 17, 2025