a butcher's

Cockney rhyming slang -- a butcher's hook, rhymes with look. The slang gets trickey in use as it is usually truncated. Apples and pears becomes apples, but refers to stairs.

I went and had a butcher's at that new café

by Fueltank September 27, 2005

sneeky butcher

A gay man who likes anal sex with another

He is a sneeky butcher, he likes his meat delivered in the back

by Sir Snifford III June 15, 2006

Buttered the back of my balls

To soil your pants so badly it coats the unfortunate persons testicles.

Oh no...we have to go.

What do you mean we have to go?

I just buttered the back of my balls man.

by EZD May 2, 2015

buttered carrot

A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.

Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.

by Bitchy Mcbitchenstien October 17, 2015

Buttered nudes

Lubing yourself up whilst naked and sending pictures of yourself to lovers.

"Babe, I'm sad. Can you send some Buttered Nudes as a 'pick me up?"

by Filaddling sucks cock July 25, 2017

botheredness

When you simply can't be bothered to do something.

I just haven't got the botheredness to go to do the supermarket.

by Savo87 December 9, 2018

Buttered

a saying and or term used to express the sheer greatness of someone's new haircut

"Aye jit look at miko his barber BUTTERED his ass"

by flexhim November 21, 2020