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old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher

A cruder variation of old enough to bleed old enough to breed. The use of the word butcher over breed gives the whole phrase a double meaning (the reference being to abattoirs)
A: Wow, I'd give her the time!
B: She's too young...
A: You know what they say: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!
by Guy June 18, 2006
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sly butcher

A homosexual man who engages in anal sex (i.e. he takes meat in through the back door), also implying that he does so secretly.
I always did think that Prime Minister a bit of a sly butcher.
by Gruntyface July 14, 2010
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butcher

Holy fuck Toby Keith is stirring in his grave after that God awful attempt at Courtesy of the Red White and Blue by Jonah. Butchered
by Yoooooo37291 May 5, 2025
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Butcher's Blanket

A woman who is menstruating and or about to menstruate.
"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"
by pritchy September 2, 2015
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Montana Butcher

A dumbass who gets caught beating his meat in a dorm room while apart of a football camp in Montana. He got made fun of for get and was later forced to transfer schools due to the event.
He got caught pulling a Montana butcher.
by Fahq72727 May 1, 2025
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butcher fuck

Someone who enjoys seeing tan's moms hairy vagina.
Wow. Tan is such a butcher fuck.
by Jman81 June 22, 2015
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Butchers

To be angry towards someone, yell at them. Pronounced the same as the meat shop 'butchers'.
"Dad went butchers when he discovered I drank the last of his beer."

"He's going to go butchers if his team loses."
by Maccas75 May 30, 2020
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